{"id":12088,"date":"2020-11-19T09:51:45","date_gmt":"2020-11-19T06:51:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=12088"},"modified":"2020-11-19T09:51:45","modified_gmt":"2020-11-19T06:51:45","slug":"brigada-diverse-teo-ana-e-hala-mea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=12088","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; T(e)o: &#8211; An(a), (e) hal(a) me(a)!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>11, 13 noiembrie 2020<\/strong><br \/>\n       Rom\u00e2na\u0219ii no\u0219tri numai rom\u00e2ni nu se mai numesc. Le \u021binem noi socoteala. Ei prea pu\u021bin. H\u0103l\u0103duiesc prin Hollywood ca pe-acas\u0103, una cenu\u0219ie. Mona Garcea. Fiindc\u0103-i pl\u0103ceau comedioarele engleze\u0219ti p\u00e2n\u0103 s-o apuce 11 ani, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleag\u0103 o iot\u0103. Acum&#8230;. It\u2019s so different.<br \/>\n       Antoane fran\u021buz, s\u0103 nu te prind\u0103 flama dup\u0103 lectura tr\u0103s\u0103turilor de sub hijab \u0219i s\u0103 nu-\u021bi faci iluzia unui colorit dincolo de m\u0103sliniu. Mai cur\u00e2nd r\u0103m\u00e2i la prin\u021bii t\u0103i nani.<br \/>\n       G\u0103sesc \u00een perioada de fa\u021b\u0103 cea mai propice studiului. Exerci\u021biului. Transpira\u021biei. Fulger\u0103rilor min\u021bii. Fuga degetelor. Ascult&#8230; \u0219i m\u0103&#8230; de cerin\u021ba elevilor: vrem matematic\u0103, vrem olimpiad\u0103. Foarte bine. Va veni. P\u00e2n\u0103 la concurs lua\u021bi toat\u0103 colec\u021bia Gazetei Matematice de la 1900&#8230; \u0219i \u0219tiam, \u0219i scrisesem cum a luat fiin\u021b\u0103 societatea \u0219i revista.<br \/>\n        Bani. Corect. Dar fir-ar ele de cinci miliarde \u00een 7 ani, numai \u00een spitale s\u0103 le \u00eenfund\u0103m?<br \/>\n        Flagelul urii are prosp\u0103turi. Ciuma culorii omului de r\u00e2nd s-a transformat \u00een \u0219treang pentru s\u00e2ngele albastru. Politic.<br \/>\n       Oamenii \u0219i microorganismele, orice titulatur\u0103 ar avea, circul\u0103 de obicei nestingherite. C\u00e2nd unii \u0219i altele au ,,patima\u201d \u00eenrudirii, pasager\u0103 sau definitiv\u0103, c\u0103l\u0103toresc \u00eempreun\u0103. \u0218i schimb\u0103 impresii, parteneri&#8230;. P\u0103rere din panoplia \u0219tiin\u021bific\u0103 galic\u0103.<br \/>\n       C\u00e2nd ploua cu marsit \u0219i zgur\u0103 la R\u00e2mnic, \u00eenghi\u021bea poporul r\u00e2bnic cu nesa\u021b. \u00cens\u0103 cine s\u0103 mai recunoasc\u0103? At\u00e2t a avut Rom\u00e2nia poluare. Prin silvele dintre mun\u021bi, siebenb\u00fcrger-ul preziden\u021bial, \u0219i-n vreo dou\u0103 r\u0103zle\u021bite combinate.<br \/>\n       Cu asemenea \u00eentrebare trebuia \u00eenceput\u0103 democra\u021bia. De ce s\u0103 tot operezi \u00een detrimentul cotidianului \u0219i viitorului tinerimii? Conceput\u0103 pe calapodul social actual este o minciun\u0103. Deocamdat\u0103 mor cei b\u0103tr\u00e2ni, un medicament, un sprijin mizer n-au nicio putere, binefacere nici at\u00e2t nu poate fi considerat\u0103. Durerea mare este alta: \u00een oala asta a dezastrului sunt \u0219i g\u0103inile ramolite, \u0219i puii ie\u0219i\u021bi din g\u0103oace.<br \/>\n      Grip\u0103 virusian\u0103, cataclism social, sanitar, lac\u0103t pe tot. Cu o unic\u0103 permisiune belgian\u0103: un singur partener de c\u00e2lins-uri. Ce m\u0103 mir\u0103, fiindc\u0103 poza face c\u00e2t o mie de cuvinte la cititorul de articole, trimite la ipostaza dam\u0103-dam\u0103. E cu&#8230; dus \u0219i \u00eentors?<br \/>\n       Da. Tehnologie. \u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt de sorginte bleumarin. Promis. Doar o promisiune.<br \/>\n       Sclavagismul a g\u0103sit o nou\u0103 gazd\u0103. Germania. Tip nou. Bolnav, copt, aproape mort, medicul ,,s\u0103 vie la servici\u201d. Iar dac\u0103 m\u0103 iau dup\u0103 nea \u0218tef\u0103nescu, cu Fuhrerul, lider \u00een toat\u0103 stricte\u021bea dic\u021bionarului, le-a\u0219 ura Heil din toat\u0103 inima. S\u0103 mai doftoriceasc\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 vindece.<br \/>\n       Fixa\u021biile politice au corespondent \u00een cele psihiatrice. Cine vede doar dou\u0103 culori&#8230;.<br \/>\n       La liceu se preg\u0103teau mici scheciuri \u00een cadrul brig\u0103zii artistice. O punere \u00een scen\u0103 sofisticat\u0103 la al nostru 7 buzoian, diferit\u0103 de st\u00e2ng\u0103ciile concuren\u021bilor omologi. Unul dintre ele folosea teorema reducerii la absurd. De la nevoia frecvent\u0103rii \u0219colii la lipsa total\u0103. Un de\u0219tept pe Facebook cl\u0103de\u0219te una asem\u0103n\u0103toare. Rezultatul fiind un e\u0219ec. Identic ra\u021bionamentul. Dup\u0103 \u0219coli enumer\u0103 restaurantele, dup\u0103 ele teatrele, la o mic\u0103 distan\u021b\u0103 dispune datinile \u0219i botezurile. Crez\u00e2nd c\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 ele se tr\u0103ie\u0219te ,,un pic mai mult\u201d. Decep\u021bionat astfel: ,,S\u0103 tr\u0103im ca s\u0103 ce?&#8230;\u201d Amice, ca s\u0103 tr\u0103im!<br \/>\n        S-au fraudat alegerile \u00een SUA? C\u00e2nd nu s-au?, aceasta este \u00eentrebarea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>11, 13 noiembrie 2020 Rom\u00e2na\u0219ii no\u0219tri numai rom\u00e2ni nu se mai numesc. Le \u021binem noi socoteala. Ei prea pu\u021bin. 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