{"id":12075,"date":"2020-11-18T10:06:02","date_gmt":"2020-11-18T07:06:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=12075"},"modified":"2020-11-18T10:06:02","modified_gmt":"2020-11-18T07:06:02","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-vanator-de-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=12075","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – V\u00e2n\u0103tor de LIKE"},"content":{"rendered":"

V\u00e2n\u0103tor de LIKE<\/strong><\/p>\n

Foaie verde foi de nuc,
\nC\u00e2nd mai stau eu pe Facebook,
\nMai observ c\u00e2te ceva
\nCe s\u0103 fac? E vina mea!…<\/p>\n

St\u00e2nd cu ochii pe ,,pere\u021bi\u201d
\nPe la fete \u0219i b\u0103ie\u021bi,
\nVezi cum utilizatorii
\nSe joac\u0103 de-a v\u00e2n\u0103torii…<\/p>\n

Ce v\u00e2neaz\u0103, m\u0103-ntreba\u021bi?
\nLike-urile ce le da\u021bi!
\nCa \u0219i cum, like-ul de fa\u021b\u0103,
\nLe salveaz\u0103 a lor via\u021b\u0103…<\/p>\n

Tot posteaz\u0103, ca nebunii
\nVorbe mari, spuse de unii.
\n\u0218i dac\u0103 nu-i ,,l\u0103icuie\u0219ti\u201d
\nOut din list\u0103 te treze\u0219ti….<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 nu-i dai like, e jale
\nAi ceva cu el, matale?
\n\u0218i se-ntreab\u0103 \u0219i socoate,
\nDe i-ai dat like-urile toate…<\/p>\n

Uite-aicea, nu i-ai dat!
\nS\u0103 ai grij\u0103 alt\u0103dat’!
\nUite, cum a dat cutare!
\n\u0102la om cu suflet mare!<\/p>\n

\u0218i uite c\u0103 nu-n\u021belegi,
\nC\u0103 faci parte din cei blegi,
\nC\u0103 nu e\u0219ti deloc sensibil
\nBa, mai mult, e\u0219ti chiar penibil!<\/p>\n

Nu \u0219tii s\u0103-i apreciezi,
\nPe perete tot ce vezi,
\n\u0218i e chiar obligatioriu
\nDe nu, e\u0219ti incult notoriu!<\/p>\n

\u0218i cum dracu’ s\u0103 nu-\u021bi plac\u0103,
\nCum dou\u0103 pisici se joac\u0103?
\nSau cum, lacrimi s\u0103 nu ver\u0219i,
\nC\u00e2nd vezi cum c\u00e2nt\u0103… diver\u0219i?<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 ce-n\u021belegi mesajul,
\n\u0218i vrei s\u0103 repari… deranjul,
\n\u00cei dai like-uri la orice
\nFlori, citate lirice…<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd credeai c-ai rezolvat,
\nMai tare s-a agravat!
\nC\u0103ci persoana cu pricina
\n\u00ce\u021bi g\u0103se\u0219te iar\u0103\u0219i vina!<\/p>\n

C-ai dat like, a\u0219a… aiurea
\nChiar la poza cu p\u0103durea,
\n\u0218i c\u0103 nici nu te-ai uitat
\nLa copacul cel t\u0103iat!<\/p>\n

Asta-nseamn\u0103 c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi place
\nDefri\u0219area ce se face!
\nNu iube\u0219ti deloc natura,
\nFiindc\u0103-\u021bi place… t\u0103ietura!<\/p>\n

Ok, bine, am gre\u0219it!
\nVrei s\u0103-i spui atunci sp\u0103\u0219it,
\n\u0218i ca s\u0103-\u021bi repari gre\u0219eala,
\nZici c\u0103-\u021bi place… pisiceala!<\/p>\n

Aoleu \u0219i vai de mine!
\nNici atunci nu este bine!
\nC\u0103 ai IQ-ul mic,
\nDac\u0103-\u021bi place un pisic!<\/p>\n

Asta spune despre tine
\nC\u0103 e\u0219ti slab \u0219i nu e bine
\n\u0218i c\u0103 el e om puternic
\nBa mai mult, e \u0219i cucernic!<\/p>\n

\u0218i ca s\u0103 \u021bi-o dovedeasc\u0103,
\nBag-o zicere popeasc\u0103!
\nUite, de-aia tu e\u0219ti… loca
\nFiindc\u0103 nu-i dai like lui Boca!<\/p>\n

\u0218i-uite-a\u0219a te irose\u0219ti
\nPe to\u021bi s\u0103 \u00eei mul\u021bume\u0219ti
\nCa s\u0103 dai la to\u021bi, m\u0103i, vere,
\nLike-uri de apreciere!<\/p>\n

Fiindc\u0103 asta, dup\u0103 mine,
\nTe fac s\u0103 te sim\u021bi bine
\nCu like-uri \u00een portofoliu,
\nTe g\u00e2dil\u0103 la orgoliu.
\nC\u0103 lumea te-apreciaz\u0103,
\nBa, mai mult, te venereaz\u0103!
\nE\u0219ti un zeu, chiar un mic Buda
\nC\u00e2nd, de fapt, tu e\u0219ti un Iuda!<\/p>\n

C\u0103-\u021bi ,,vinzi\u201d via\u021ba pe argin\u021bi,
\nDoar s\u0103 prinzi un like \u00een din\u021bi…
\n\u0218i devii, u\u0219or-u\u0219or
\nUn mic… mare v\u00e2n\u0103tor!<\/p>\n

Precum via\u021ba, ca o prad\u0103,
\nLike-ul nu-i dec\u00e2t o nad\u0103.
\nCare doar te am\u0103ge\u0219te
\n\u0218i la urm\u0103 te tr\u00e2nte\u0219te!<\/p>\n

Iar c\u00e2nd vrei s\u0103 te ridici,
\nVezi doar… Boca \u0219i pisici..
\nVezi c\u00e2\u021bi prieteni sunt reali
\n\u0218i c\u00e2\u021bi sunt doar… virtuali!…<\/p>\n

Dragi prieteni, asta este,
\nS\u0103-mi da\u021bi like-uri la poveste!
\nFiindc\u0103 eu o s\u0103 le num\u0103r,
\n\u0218i dac\u0103 nu-mi da\u021bi, m\u0103 sup\u0103r! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

V\u00e2n\u0103tor de LIKE Foaie verde foi de nuc, C\u00e2nd mai stau eu pe Facebook, Mai observ c\u00e2te ceva Ce s\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12075"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12075"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12075\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12076,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12075\/revisions\/12076"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}