{"id":12013,"date":"2020-11-15T21:55:18","date_gmt":"2020-11-15T18:55:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=12013"},"modified":"2020-11-15T21:55:18","modified_gmt":"2020-11-15T18:55:18","slug":"brigada-diverse-racila","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=12013","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Ra(c)ila"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>9 noiembrie 2020<\/strong><br \/>\n       Tragedia fiec\u0103rui an debuteaz\u0103 cu schimb\u0103rile de temperatur\u0103. Mai pui o hain\u0103 pe tine, mai pui o p\u0103tur\u0103 sub nas \u0219i supravie\u021buie\u0219ti neforjat o scurt\u0103 perioad\u0103. Dup\u0103 terminarea resurselor corporale, ce se \u00eencheie de obicei la o or\u0103 de la ultima mas\u0103, treci la cele naturale, lemn, gaz sau ce-\u021bi mai d\u0103 prin cap c\u0103 poate ad\u0103uga grade \u00een plus interiorului. Apoi la num\u0103r\u0103toarea invers\u0103: 100, 200, 300&#8230;. Am \u00een\u0219iruit bine, m\u0103 refeream la c\u00e2t ai adunat \u0219i c\u00e2t trebuie s\u0103 returnezi dup\u0103 consum. Venindu-mi zambal\u00e2cii, c\u0103ut\u00e2nd un model. Societatea perfect\u0103. Unde curge laptele \u0219i mierea la robinet. Benzina, gazul \u0219i curentul electric.<br \/>\n       Nu la un Maglavit mi-e direc\u021bia, nici la comunism \u0219i necum la capitalism. Ci la viitor, c-un mapamond echilibrat, cu at\u00e2\u021bi indivizi c\u00e2t s\u0103 poat\u0103 acoperi risipa traiului, c\u00e2t s\u0103 le administreze corect, con\u0219tient \u0219i eficient, cu picioarele pe sol \u0219i nu pe cer.<br \/>\n       A cobor\u00e2t civiliza\u021bia pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt. \u00cemi zic. \u00cenc\u0103 unul ca mine, r\u0103bd\u0103tor, afabil. ,,Pofti\u021bi!\u201d, gestual. El, parc\u0103 reflect\u00e2nd mi\u0219carea, la fel. Ferit un metru&#8230;. Ce mai, ca la&#8230; hot\u0103r\u00e2rea de guvern. Am cules \u00een\u021belesul \u0219i mi-am continuat drumul, pe retin\u0103 prinz\u00e2nd o clipit\u0103&#8230;. Abia a doua zi, rememor\u00e2nd \u00een exact acela\u0219i loc \u00eent\u00e2mplarea, am returnat societ\u0103\u021bii rom\u00e2nul de r\u00e2nd, modelat dup\u0103 tipicul lui 60+, ridicat din ocina str\u0103mo\u0219easc\u0103. Nici urm\u0103 de dorin\u021b\u0103 a galantului or\u0103\u0219ean de-un pas de menuet, final, cu aplecare din vertebra&#8230;, cobor\u00e2re a bra\u021bului \u0219i r\u0103sucire din poign\u00e9 a palmei, o reveren\u021b\u0103 \u00een toat\u0103 splendoarea, nu. Doar de-o \u00eengr\u0103dire a propriet\u0103\u021bii adus\u0103 de zei\u021ba Fortuna, nu de \u00eendesat \u00een buzunare \u0219i pe-aici \u021bi-e drumul, ci pentru o strivire a c\u00e2torva nuci t\u0103v\u0103lite aleatoriu pe trotuar. Urme evidente, r\u0103mase, nicio coad\u0103 de m\u0103tur\u0103 nu le adunase r\u0103m\u0103\u0219i\u021bele fructifere dup\u0103 24 de ore.<br \/>\n         Pe trotuarul acela, numit ,,al meu\u201d odinioar\u0103, se v\u00e2ntur\u0103 totu\u0219i p\u0103m\u0103tufuri de plastic dinspre garduri, sau frizerii, spre rigol\u0103. Cu s\u00e2rg. Sper c\u0103 de acolo ajung \u00een sacul de gunoi al ini\u021biatorului.<br \/>\n         \u00centorc\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 la capitolul fructe tari \u00een coaj\u0103 \u0219i gustoase la miez, c\u00e2nd voi \u00eent\u00e2lni personajul, sper s\u0103-i fi re\u021binut detaliile fe\u021bei, \u00eei voi recomanda, ca ur\u0103torul de fe\u021bi, s\u0103 nu renun\u021be la obicei. Cresc \u0219ansele de s\u0103n\u0103tate cu 10,1 procente, dintre cele 33,3 h\u0103r\u0103zite Rom\u00e2niei, l\u00e2ng\u0103 afine \u0219i castrave\u021bi. De Alzheimer a\u0219a se scap\u0103. S\u0103n\u0103tate, nene!<br \/>\n        Lovele multe \u0219i grele la Cluj. Vreo c\u00e2teva R\u00e2mnicuri \u00een el. Unul se poate \u00eencadra \u00een suprafa\u021ba unit\u0103\u021bilor militare de la Flore\u0219ti \u0219i Some\u0219eni. \u0218i-ar mai fi o problem\u0103. Abia s-a desc\u0103ru\u021bit rom\u00e2nul, ce vre\u021bi, s\u0103-l \u00eentoarce\u021bi la&#8230;?<br \/>\n        Nu cred s\u0103 existe printre to\u021bi mai marii no\u0219tri vreunul neatins de gena conducerii. Mai dur\u0103, mai tolerant\u0103. C\u00e2nd Roberta&#8230; aplauze, \u00eeng\u0103duin\u021b\u0103. C\u00e2nd altul, ba. E plac\u0103 veche, dar, dac\u0103 ini\u021bialele politice erau la&#8230; mod\u0103, ar mai fi f\u0103cut cineva caz&#8230; na\u021bional, dintr-o&#8230;?<br \/>\n        Acolo, unde tor\u021bionarii d\u0103deau cu b\u00e2ta, durea mai mult umilirea. De-aia \u0219i-a f\u0103cut fiul doctor. S\u0103-\u0219i mai spele p\u0103catele. Numai c\u0103 astea nu prea mai ies cu tratamente medicale. Cu doctrine, da.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>9 noiembrie 2020 Tragedia fiec\u0103rui an debuteaz\u0103 cu schimb\u0103rile de temperatur\u0103. 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