{"id":11973,"date":"2020-11-12T10:05:19","date_gmt":"2020-11-12T07:05:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=11973"},"modified":"2020-11-12T10:05:19","modified_gmt":"2020-11-12T07:05:19","slug":"brigada-diverse-pa-viata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=11973","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (P)a, (v)ia\u021b\u0103!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>8 noiembrie 2020<\/strong><br \/>\n         H\u00e2rb \u0219i oal\u0103 spart\u0103. Femeie \u0219i gur\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n       \u00cent\u00e2i \u0219i a doua dat\u0103 despre bucuria mamei mele. Va merge lini\u0219tit\u0103, nu numai hot\u0103r\u00e2rea jude\u021bului, ci \u0219i eforturile j\u0103ndarilor sanitari \u00ee\u0219i vor atinge \u021belul: niciun client, niciun comerciant infectat.<br \/>\n       L\u0103s\u00e2nd etichetele \u0219i doctrinele, sl\u0103biciunile sistemelor nu sunt dependente de cantitatea \u0219i calitatea serviciilor ale\u0219ilor&#8230;. Mai degrab\u0103 s-ar studia nivelul de absorb\u021bie al fiec\u0103rui plan denumit na\u021bional. Aidoma b\u0103ncilor populare. Azi iau eu, m\u00e2ine iei tu, poim\u00e2ine cine este la r\u00e2nd. C\u00e2nd se elibereaz\u0103 patul cinci din camera \u0219ase de la etajul patru?<br \/>\n       Fetele. A\u0219a-s de suave. Femeile. At\u00e2t-\u00ees de emo\u021bionate. Cad \u00een genunchi, pun m\u00e2na la inim\u0103, pl\u00e2ng. S\u0103 fie doar afec\u021biune feminin\u0103, matern\u0103. Pentru altele, cum c\u0103 excep\u021biile de-o \u0219chioap\u0103 trebuie puse pe soclu, dezacord total.<br \/>\n       S\u0103 conduc\u0103 seniorii, s\u0103 li se dea o ultim\u0103 \u0219ans\u0103 la&#8230; via\u021b\u0103. Ioane, Ioane, California m\u0103-sii!<br \/>\n       Da. Morcovii online. \u0218i-a\u0219a sunt tot de import. Ba unii cump\u0103r\u0103 de Kaufland ca s\u0103 aib\u0103 ce vinde \u00een pia\u021b\u0103. De-aia guvernele trimit la ,,produc\u0103tor\u201d.<br \/>\n       \u00cenchid ochii. C\u00e2nt. Acas\u0103.<br \/>\n       De ce-am crede miturile despre America \u0219i democra\u021bia statelor unite? Alegi pe unul ca s\u0103 aleag\u0103 \u00een numele t\u0103u. Cum?<br \/>\n       S\u0103racii comentatori. Ce crede\u021bi, fra\u021bilor, c\u0103 scrie la na\u021bionalitatea etnicilor maghiari? Rom\u00e2n. Ce import\u0103 unde vor s\u0103 candideze \u0219i cine \u00eei voteaz\u0103?<br \/>\n       Am avut \u0219anse, dar n-am vrut. Chestiuni de tran\u0219at personal, \u00een intimitatea c\u0103minului, nu pe la mass-media. Ce-i lipsea grecoteiului. Eurovisionul.<br \/>\n       Prea multe g\u00e2nduri, colega. Nu te impacienta, educa\u021bia \u0219colar\u0103, nu singura, se duce de r\u00e2p\u0103 de ani buni. Am r\u0103mas zilele trecute pe retin\u0103 cu un elev exemplar. \u021aigan, presp\u0103lat la loteria genetic\u0103, tuns, pensat, ciorap alb, map\u0103 ministerial\u0103, gestic\u0103 regeasc\u0103. At\u00e2t. A l&#8217;ecole, pot s\u0103-mi pun gaj p\u0103r\u021bi ale corpului, manechin.<br \/>\n        De la Chiril\u0103 la Berinde o paralel\u0103 inegal\u0103. Prefer r\u0103spunsurile proprii tiradei d\u00e2nsului. Cu tot respectul. De fapt, gre\u0219esc. Converg spre acela\u0219i punct. Lipsa educa\u021biei perfecte. A\u0219a au ajuns prin bodegi ,,adev\u0103ra\u021bii\u201d arti\u0219ti. Dorindu-\u0219i locul plagiatorilor, plesc\u0103itorilor de cuvinte, \u00eeng\u00e2n\u0103torilor de note false. Fiindc\u0103 prin subsoluri \u00ee\u0219i fac de cap consumatorii \u0219i ai lor. C\u0103rora s\u0103 le ia o bere, dou\u0103. \u0218i cum s\u0103 faci concuren\u021b\u0103 unei asemenea familii de&#8230; 350 de persoane, unde se poate erija \u00een c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u021b, \u00een actor sau dansator orice l\u0103l\u0103itor de manele, zic\u0103tor de bancuri sau juc\u0103tor de hor\u0103? \u0218i-atunci, cine e mai artist, Zoia sau Titi?<br \/>\n        B\u0103nuiesc c\u00e2nd mor ideile ,,fantastice\u201d \u0219i c\u00e2nd oazele de lini\u0219te \u0219i bun\u0103stare decad. La momentul afl\u0103rii. Vine unul, apoi altul \u0219i a\u0219a mai departe, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd valea verde, Colina nou\u0103, va da pe de l\u0103turi. \u0218i, dup\u0103 informa\u021bia lui Viorel de acum un an, despre cooperativa aceea unde se adunaser\u0103 numai familii fericite, pe la 1935, mai noua va sucomba dup\u0103 primul macro investitor. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>8 noiembrie 2020 H\u00e2rb \u0219i oal\u0103 spart\u0103. Femeie \u0219i gur\u0103&#8230;. \u00cent\u00e2i \u0219i a doua dat\u0103 despre bucuria mamei mele. 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