{"id":11687,"date":"2020-10-29T12:56:46","date_gmt":"2020-10-29T09:56:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=11687"},"modified":"2020-10-29T12:56:46","modified_gmt":"2020-10-29T09:56:46","slug":"literadura-nr-12-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=11687","title":{"rendered":"Literadura nr. 12 (4)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>George PA\u0218A<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>S-a n\u0103scut la 27 aprilie 1963 \u00een comuna Puchenii Mari, jude\u0163ul<br \/>\nPrahova. Este licen\u0163iat al Universit\u0103\u0163ii din Bucure\u015fti, Facultatea de<br \/>\nLimbi \u015fi Literaturi Str\u0103ine, specializarea limba \u015fi literatura rus\u0103 \u2013<br \/>\nlimba \u015fi literatura rom\u00e2n\u0103, promo\u0163ia 1992.<br \/>\nDebut la 28 octombrie 2009, \u00een revista \u201eAxioma\u201d din Ploie\u015fti,<br \/>\ncu trei traduceri din poezia lui Serghei Esenin.<br \/>\nDebut editorial &#8211; 2009, cu volumul de versuri <em>Singur\u0103tatea unui<br \/>\nsunet<\/em>, la editura \u201ePremier din Ploie\u015fti. Al doilea volum de versuri, <em>Atelierul albastru<\/em>, a fost<br \/>\npublicat la aceea\u015fi editur\u0103, \u00een 2010. \u00cen 2011, la editura \u201eKarta Grafic\u201d din Ploie\u015fti, apare un alt<br \/>\nvolum poetic, <em>Deta\u015fat pe frontul minunii<\/em> \u0219i \u00een 2013, volumul de versuri <em>C\u00e2ntece din Alindoria<\/em>,<br \/>\niar \u00een 2015 volumul <em>Ben Cioglu<\/em>. \u00cen 2018, la editura ,,Minela\u201d din Bucure\u0219ti, \u00eei apare volumul de<br \/>\nversuri, \u00een edi\u021bie bilingv\u0103, rom\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i francez\u0103, <em>Pa\u0219adine<\/em>.\u021b<\/p>\n<p><strong>Alb\u0103struiu<\/strong> (<em>fragmente<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>-6-<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 oprisem s\u0103 admir o floare de mac;<br \/>\neram vis\u0103tor, f\u0103r\u0103 vreo dilem\u0103,<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd Alb\u0103struiu m\u0103 strig\u0103 dintr-un hamac:<br \/>\n&#8211; George, scrie, m\u0103! Scrie-m\u0103! Sau n-ai nicio tem\u0103?<br \/>\nDac\u0103 vrei, te ajut. O s\u0103-\u021bi spun c\u0103-ntr-o sear\u0103,<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd cerul se \u00eemboln\u0103vise de-at\u00e2t parfum de liliac,<br \/>\npe-o elegie alb\u0103, trist\u0103, at\u00e2t de mult o cizelar\u0103,<br \/>\nc-al ei parfum de l\u0103cr\u0103mioar\u0103 p\u0103rea acum doar de tabac.<br \/>\nPl\u00e2ngeau \u0219i-mbr\u0103\u021bi\u0219ate rime, \u0219i ritmul cel desfigurat,<br \/>\nideile gemeau constr\u00e2nse de s\u0103r\u0103cia de cuvinte,<br \/>\nc\u0103 autorul cu penseta \u0219i bisturiul a intrat<br \/>\ns-alunge substantivul palid \u0219i adjectivul prea cuminte.<br \/>\nO apucase, dintr-odat\u0103, un dor de duc\u0103 \u0219i-ar fi vrut<br \/>\ns\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103seasc\u0103 foaia alb\u0103 fugind, mai bine, \u00een pustiu.<br \/>\nSincer \u00ee\u021bi spun: m-a \u00eentristat, chiar m-a-ngrozit ce am v\u0103zut.<br \/>\nDac\u0103 te mint, s\u0103-mi cad\u0103 rima, s\u0103 nu-mi zici mie alb\u0103striu!<br \/>\n&#8211; M\u0103i Alb\u0103struiule, bag seama c\u0103 vrei s\u0103 scriu doar despre tine,<br \/>\nca \u0219i c\u00e2nd n-ar mai fi pe lume \u0219i alte lucruri importante.<br \/>\nS\u0103 fac doar haine alb\u0103strii \u0219i rime adolescentine,<br \/>\nca s\u0103 \u00eembrac al t\u0103u orgoliu, s\u0103-nzorzonez, astfel, un fante?<br \/>\nUite, natura bl\u00e2nd m\u0103 cheam\u0103 s\u0103 ies din text, s\u0103-i ascult pulsul;<br \/>\ndurerile de alt\u0103dat\u0103 se-ntorc \u00een vers pe c\u0103i ascunse.<br \/>\nZ\u0103d\u0103rnicia-mi bate-n poart\u0103 \u0219i-mi zice s\u0103 ignor impulsul<br \/>\nde-a hoin\u0103ri prin textul t\u0103u, \u00een drum spre cele nep\u0103trunse.<br \/>\nAlbastru e\u0219ti, c-a\u0219a vru via\u021ba. Sau poate moartea, cine \u0219tie?!<br \/>\nUn fel de Narcis reflectat \u00een unda sa de adev\u0103r.<br \/>\nN-am cum s\u0103 \u0219tiu al t\u0103u destin, c\u0103 doar nu e chiroman\u021bie<br \/>\ntextul acesta ce \u00eel \u021bes ba serios, ba \u00een r\u0103sp\u0103r.<br \/>\n\u0218i cum tu pari s\u0103 te scrii singur, scrie-te-n pace, nu-mi lua seama!<br \/>\nVezi-\u021bi de literele tale, s\u0103 nu se-ncurce \u00eentre ele!<br \/>\nNimeni nu \u0219tie ce vrei tu, dar s\u0103 nu te cuprind\u0103 teama.<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd o s-ajungi, u\u0219or, la cap\u0103t, eu voi fi oale \u0219i ulcele.<\/p>\n<p>-14-<br \/>\n(<em>De-aici, autorul preia controlul<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>Mai e p\u00e2n\u0103 la miezul c\u0103r\u021bii. \u0218i-a\u0219 zice: insul nu conteaz\u0103,<br \/>\nci adev\u0103rul str\u00e2ns \u00een versuri \u0219i c\u0103-n aceast\u0103 ipostaz\u0103<br \/>\nde mult e-ncremenit\u0103 lumea, iar \u00een\u021belesul ei \u00eei scap\u0103,<br \/>\nc\u0103ci totul curge \u00een ad\u00e2ncuri, atunci c\u00e2nd se deschide-o trap\u0103<br \/>\nspre adev\u0103ru-nchipuirii, sensibil, cum e o minune,<br \/>\n\u00een care mul\u021bi \u00ee\u0219i scald\u0103 ochii, dar ce-au v\u0103zut nu pot a spune.<br \/>\nDespre-Alb\u0103strui, povestea zice c\u0103 s-a n\u0103scut \u00een zi de var\u0103,<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd razele-\u0219i \u021binteau s\u0103geata spre pielea ta \u0219i o bronzar\u0103,<br \/>\napoi, m\u00e2ng\u00e2ietoare briz\u0103 calm\u0103 durerile arsurii.<br \/>\nNimic nu-\u021bi da vreo \u00eendoial\u0103. Nici chip s-ascul\u021bi sentin\u021ba urii<br \/>\ncare-\u0219i v\u0103rsa otrava alb\u0103 din min\u021bi pe veci debusolate,<br \/>\nlovind \u00een alte min\u021bi, mai crude, dar nu \u0219i-n cele cump\u0103tate.<br \/>\nVezi, Alb\u0103struiu nu e insul at\u00e2t de \u00eenc\u00e2ntat de sine<br \/>\nc-ar \u0219ti s\u0103 vad\u0103-n azi trecutul, iar viitorul, \u00een rubine,<br \/>\npe care le-ar freca \u00een palm\u0103, din ro\u0219ii s\u0103 devin\u0103-albastre,<br \/>\napoi, s\u0103-\u021bi spun\u0103 c\u0103-n mod sigur au s\u0103 urmeze noi dezastre:<br \/>\nla burs\u0103, va c\u0103dea dolarul, iar leul falnic o s\u0103-nghe\u021be,<br \/>\nnici n-o s-avem m\u0103car prilejul s\u0103 d\u0103m vecinilor bine\u021be.<br \/>\nNu, Alb\u0103struiu \u0103sta palid, n\u0103scut \u00een margine de fil\u0103,<br \/>\nnu are-auz a\u0219a de aprig, nici ochiul falnic de acvil\u0103,<br \/>\nnu-i nici vreun \u00eenger, p\u0103zitorul acelui autor de seam\u0103,<br \/>\nce-a spus c\u0103 \u201elumea este vis\u201d, c\u0103-n visul nostru se destram\u0103<br \/>\nat\u00e2tea lumi f\u0103r\u0103 de seam\u0103n, pe care nimeni nu apuc\u0103<br \/>\ns\u0103 le cunoasc\u0103 \u00een detaliu, c\u00e2nd fierbe-n el un dor de duc\u0103.<br \/>\n\u201eDar cine e? &#8211; mul\u021bi or s\u0103-ntrebe. Ce te-a f\u0103cut s\u0103-i dai lui girul,<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd prea pu\u021bini \u00een aste vremuri mai sunt atra\u0219i de vers? Sictirul<br \/>\neste ades r\u0103spunsul sigur la ce pe tine te fr\u0103m\u00e2nt\u0103.<br \/>\nNu, lumea nu-i a\u0219a cum pare; \u00een adev\u0103r, se \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2nt\u0103<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd trebuie s\u0103-\u0219i schimbe calea, obi\u0219nuit\u0103 s\u0103 se-n\u0219ele.<br \/>\nLa ce s-ajute poezia? To\u021bi fi-vom oale \u0219i ulcele.\u201d<br \/>\nMult mai u\u0219or s\u0103 \u021be\u0219i la intrigi, cu fir muiat \u00een slov\u0103 fals\u0103;<br \/>\nmai la-ndem\u00e2n\u0103 e minciuna, iar idealurile par s\u0103<br \/>\ncoboare prea ad\u00e2nc \u00een suflet, \u00eenc\u00e2t e pierdere de vreme<br \/>\ns\u0103 mai visezi la alt\u0103 lume, s\u0103 faci din vise noi probleme.<br \/>\nMai simplu: te-ad\u00e2nce\u0219ti \u00een spum\u0103, s\u0103 nu mai vezi nimic afar\u0103;<br \/>\nastfel, supor\u021bi \u0219i iarna crunt\u0103, \u0219i toropeala din vreo var\u0103.<br \/>\nP\u00e2n\u0103 la miez, mai este vreme s\u0103 spun ce vrut-a Alb\u0103struiu,<br \/>\niar p\u00e2n\u2019 la cap\u0103t mult mai este, n-am cum s\u0103 bat, de-aceea, cuiul<br \/>\npe-acest perete cam himeric, sc\u0103ldat \u00een apele albastre,<br \/>\nca s\u0103 ag\u0103\u021b harta minunii, croit\u0103 de sim\u021biri sihastre,<br \/>\ncare-au lovit \u00een piatr\u0103 seac\u0103, p\u00e2n-a \u021b\u00e2\u0219nit, din ea, izvorul<br \/>\nla care ne oprim cu to\u021bii, c\u00e2nd ne cuprinde setea, dorul.<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nFlorin ROTARU<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Data na\u0219terii 25.05.1968 Buz\u0103u<br \/>\nOfi\u0163er MApN \u00een rezerv\u0103<br \/>\nMembru al Cenaclului Umori\u0219tilor \u201eNicolae<br \/>\nGrigore Mih\u0103escu &#8211; Nigrim\u201d al Centrului<br \/>\ncultural \u201eAlexandru Marghiloman\u201d al<br \/>\nmunicipiului Buz\u0103u.<br \/>\nMembru al Uniunii Epigrami\u0219tilor din<br \/>\nRom\u00e2nia, secretar al acesteia.<br \/>\nOpera: epigram\u0103 \u0219i poezie umoristic\u0103.<br \/>\nVolum de autor: <em>Umor la rotisor<\/em> (2015).<br \/>\nColabor\u0103ri cu diverse publica\u021bii de umor din<br \/>\n\u021bar\u0103 \u0219i reviste de limb\u0103 rom\u00e2n\u0103 din str\u0103in\u0103tate<br \/>\n(U.S.A., Israel).<\/p>\n<p><strong>So\u0163ioara mea<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>E frumu\u015fic\u0103 mititica:<br \/>\nP\u0103r lung ca fo\u015fnetul m\u0103t\u0103sii,<br \/>\nN\u0103sucu-l are ca bunica,<br \/>\nOchii lui tac-su, gura m\u0103-sii&#8230;<br \/>\nConfiden\u0163\u0103<br \/>\nDin Rai a ap\u0103rut c\u00e2ndva<br \/>\nCea care-mi este azi so\u0163ie,<br \/>\nCa o lumin\u0103-n via\u0163a mea&#8230;<br \/>\nAcuma am fotofobie.<br \/>\nLa hipodrom<br \/>\nAm fost la curse weekend-ul trecut<br \/>\n\u015ei-am pariat \u015fi eu, dar am pierdut,<br \/>\nC-am pus to\u0163i banii pe un cal gre\u015fit,<br \/>\nCam ca atunci c\u00e2nd m-am c\u0103s\u0103torit.<br \/>\nImportan\u021ba dialogului \u00een c\u0103snicie<br \/>\nDe-at\u00e2\u0163ia ani comunic\u0103m cuminte,<br \/>\nCa oameni responsabili \u015fi maturi,<br \/>\nC\u0103 nici n-avem nevoie de cuvinte,<br \/>\nDoar semne \u015fi vreo dou\u0103-njur\u0103turi.<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nConjugal\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nevasta-i la un pas de crim\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u0103 am primit o anonim\u0103<br \/>\n\u015ei ce-o \u00eempinge la omor<br \/>\nE c-am primit-o-n dormitor<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nAscez\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd o ispit\u0103 dulce, femeiasc\u0103,<br \/>\n\u00cemi iese-n drum c-un evident motiv,<br \/>\nM\u0103 rog la Dumnezeu s\u0103 m\u0103-nt\u0103reasc\u0103,<br \/>\nDar iau \u015fi o Viagra, preventiv.<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nDragostea, mereu surprinz\u0103toare<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Am o so\u0163ie dulce, iubitoare,<br \/>\nPe zi ce trece mai surprinz\u0103toare;<br \/>\nChiar ieri, \u00een dormitor, pe lun\u0103 plin\u0103,<br \/>\nEa m-a surprins din nou&#8230; cu o vecin\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nProbleme de sezon<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nevasta s-a f\u0103cut ca para<br \/>\n\u0218i n-o pot \u00eembuna \u0219i pace,<br \/>\nC\u0103 uite, vine-acuma vara<br \/>\n\u0218i n-are bani&#8230; s\u0103 se dezbrace.<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nVorbe<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I-am spus nevestei mele c-o iubesc,<br \/>\nC\u0103-mi este drag\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 de m\u0103sur\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u0103 o respect \u015fi c\u0103 o pre\u0163uiesc,<br \/>\nDar c\u00e2te nu se spun la b\u0103utur\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nDragostea trece prin stomac<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00cemi e sau nu \u00eemi e pe plac,<br \/>\nIubirea trece prin stomac,<br \/>\nC\u0103, iat\u0103, m-am \u00eendr\u0103gostit<br \/>\n\u015ei, Doamne, c\u00e2te mai \u00eenghit!<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nFapt divers<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>De\u0219i \u00een colectiv sunt nou,<br \/>\nColega mea de la birou<br \/>\n\u00cemi poart\u0103-at\u00e2ta du\u0219m\u0103nie<br \/>\nDe po\u021bi jura c\u0103-mi e so\u021bie.<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nFlorentina Loredana DALIAN<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/dalian-1-e1600691349144.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/dalian-1-285x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"285\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-10833 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 285px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 285\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/dalian-1-285x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"285\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-10833\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Holiday-iubi<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u0102sta e anul meu norocos. Citesc un anun\u021b<br \/>\ncu efect de plombe picate instantaneu:<br \/>\n\u201ePentru modesta sum\u0103 de o mie de<br \/>\neuro, doamnele \u0219i domni\u0219oarele singure care<br \/>\ndoresc un instagram-iubi, \u00eel pot avea, \u00een carne<br \/>\n\u0219i oase. Ce pute\u021bi face cu el: s\u0103 v\u0103 poza\u021bi<br \/>\n\u00eempreun\u0103 \u00een diverse locuri exotice la mare<br \/>\n(marea e la alegerea pacientului), s\u0103 le posta\u021bi<br \/>\npe Facebook \u0219i Instagram, s\u0103 v\u0103 da\u021bi mare \u0219i<br \/>\ntare, s\u0103 crape nu numai capra vecinei, ci \u0219i<br \/>\nfierea \u00een ea de oftic\u0103. Sun\u0103 tentant? Dar asta<br \/>\nnu e totul. Insta-iubi este \u0219i fotograf<br \/>\nprofesionist \u0219i, pentru un mizerabil supliment<br \/>\nde 500 de euro, el v\u0103 poate surprinde<br \/>\n(fotografic, desigur) \u00een cele mai nea\u0219teptate<br \/>\npozi\u021bii \u0219i dispozi\u021bii, astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t marile dive ale<br \/>\necranului s\u0103 par\u0103 ni\u0219te sp\u0103l\u0103torese jenante pe<br \/>\nl\u00e2ng\u0103 dumneavoastr\u0103. V\u0103 imagina\u021bi, cred,<br \/>\nculoarea verde-smarald cu iriza\u021bii de ou de<br \/>\nra\u021b\u0103, a tenului urm\u0103ritoarelor dumneavoastr\u0103,<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd v\u0103 vor vedea fotografiile profesioniste pe<br \/>\nsplendidul fundal albastru al M\u0103rii Egee.<br \/>\nAcestea se vor sim\u021bi de parc\u0103 ar fi intrat pe<br \/>\njum\u0103tate \u00een Marea Moart\u0103. Nu rata\u021bi oferta<br \/>\nnoastr\u0103 de vacan\u021b\u0103, care presupune c\u0103 pentru<br \/>\nal\u021bi nenoroci\u021bi de 350 de euro face-iubi s\u0103<br \/>\npun\u0103 \u0219i un comentariu cu multe inimioare<br \/>\nstr\u0103punse de s\u0103ge\u021bi roz, la una dintre<br \/>\nfotografiile la alegere, iar dac\u0103 v\u0103 crap\u0103<br \/>\nobrazul de ru\u0219ine s\u0103-i oferi\u021bi o sum\u0103 at\u00e2t de<br \/>\nmic\u0103 pentru o a\u0219a de mare \u0219i emo\u021bionant\u0103<br \/>\ndeclara\u021bie de iubire, pute\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 sp\u0103la\u021bi<br \/>\nru\u0219inea cu \u00eenc\u0103 250 de euro, pentru care<br \/>\nholiday-iubi va face \u0219i o declara\u021bie verbal\u0103<br \/>\n(verbal\u0103-scris\u0103, c\u0103 doar trebuie s-o vad\u0103<br \/>\nmar\u021bafoancele), printr-o fraz\u0103 aproximativ<br \/>\ncoerent\u0103 \u0219i multi-lingv\u0103, \u00een genul melodiilor<br \/>\nla mare mod\u0103 azi: Te iubesc \u0219i te ador, cara<br \/>\nmia, mio-amor! M\u0103 rog, n-au importan\u021b\u0103<br \/>\ncuvintele, nici ordinea, nici gramatica,<br \/>\nimportant e s\u0103 priceap\u0103 nasoalele alea de la<br \/>\nbirou c\u00e2t sunte\u021bi dumneavoastr\u0103 de fericit\u0103 cu<br \/>\nun asemenea macho-iubi care e al dumneavoastr\u0103<br \/>\n\u0219i numai al dumneavoastr\u0103 (asta \u00een<br \/>\ncazul \u00een care a murit m\u0103-sa), care v\u0103 ador\u0103 \u0219i<br \/>\nv\u0103 iube\u0219te cu to\u021bi mu\u0219chii \u0219i toate inimioarele<br \/>\ndin dotare etc. Dac\u0103 a\u021bi priceput cum st\u0103<br \/>\ntreaba, dac\u0103 nu vre\u021bi s\u0103 fi\u021bi \u0219i anul acesta<br \/>\nfrustrata grupului, care doar ea n-are pe<br \/>\nnimeni, \u00een timp ce toate trudele \u0219i-au g\u0103sit<br \/>\nc\u00e2te-un prost s\u0103 le \u021bin\u0103 trena \u0219i cu care s\u0103 se<br \/>\nafi\u0219eze de-a-mboulea pe re\u021belele de socializare,<br \/>\ndac\u0103 nu vre\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 apuce depresia, s\u0103 v\u0103<br \/>\narate lumea (cu) degetul, s\u0103 v\u0103 \u201efelicite\u201d \u0219eful<br \/>\ncu tot felul de invective printre care ne&#8230;<br \/>\npriceput\u0103 \u0219i alte ne&#8230;reguli, nu ezita\u021bi nicio<br \/>\nclip\u0103! Alege\u021bi oferta noastr\u0103! Vacan\u021ba<br \/>\ndumneavoastr\u0103 nu va fi mai bun\u0103, dar ziua<br \/>\ndu\u0219mancelor pe care le ave\u021bi va fi mai rea. Nu<br \/>\nrata\u021bi ocazia de-a le servi un upercut virtual la<br \/>\nficat! Foto-iubi la minut v\u0103 a\u0219teapt\u0103 cu drag! \u201d<br \/>\nEra exact ce-mi trebuia. Mi-am aranjat fa\u021ba<br \/>\nc\u00e2t am putut de mult, cu niscai botoxel, dup\u0103<br \/>\ncare am intrat \u00een depresie, c\u0103 mama mi-a zis<br \/>\nc\u0103 sem\u0103n cu vi\u021belul lui tanti Stela de peste<br \/>\ndrum, c\u00e2nd caut\u0103 \u021b\u00ee\u021ba vacii, ner\u0103bd\u0103tor s\u0103<br \/>\nsug\u0103. Ca s\u0103 ies din depresie, mi-am cump\u0103rat<br \/>\nsutien \u0219i chilo\u021bei cu push-up, sper\u00e2nd c\u0103 astfel<br \/>\nvoi \u00eendrepta aten\u021bia privitorilor spre alte zone<br \/>\n(la fel de sensibile) ale corpului \u0219i c\u0103 totodat\u0103<br \/>\nvoi da lovitura sem\u0103n\u00e2nd cu Jenifer Lopez \u00een<br \/>\n\u201ePe aripile v\u00e2ntului\u201d (Las\u0103, m\u0103i, nu conteaz\u0103<br \/>\nfilmul, conteaz\u0103 personajul!) \u00cen realitate, am<br \/>\nreu\u0219it doar s\u0103 aduc de departe cu bunic\u0103-sa<br \/>\ndup\u0103 ce a n\u0103scut cinci copii \u0219i \u00eencepuser\u0103 s\u0103-i<br \/>\ncam pice toate. \u00cen fine, am mai dres ce se<br \/>\nputea drege, adic\u0103 mi-am f\u0103cut manichiura \u0219i<br \/>\nm-am coafat (stilul smuls \u0219i proasp\u0103t bufnit de<br \/>\nsob\u0103) \u0219i m-am prezentat la agen\u021bia de<br \/>\n\u00eenchiriere a iubitului de vacan\u021b\u0103 pentru<br \/>\nfotografii pe Facebook \u0219i Instagram<br \/>\n(prescurtat A\u00ceIVFFI). Acolo, am avut<br \/>\nfericirea s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mpine photo-iubi chiar la<br \/>\nintrare. Se \u00eenv\u00e2rtea \u00een jurul cl\u0103dirii (de<br \/>\nner\u0103bdare, am b\u0103nuit), tot numai mu\u0219chi \u0219i cu<br \/>\nceva ce am presupus a fi aparatul de f\u0103cut<br \/>\nselfi-uri cu b\u0103\u021bul aferent \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. I-am \u00eentins-o<br \/>\npe-a mea \u0219i m-am prezentat politicos,<br \/>\n\u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 fiu c\u00e2t mai \u0219armant\u0103, agit\u00e2ndu-mi<br \/>\ngenele din dotare \u0219i alte dot\u0103ri. Iubi avea o<br \/>\nm\u00e2n\u0103 neagr\u0103, dar am crezut c\u0103 i se trage de la<br \/>\nbronz, c\u0103 ce s\u0103 fac\u0103, s\u0103racul, riscurile<br \/>\nmeseriei, dac\u0103 munca ta presupune sacrificii,<br \/>\ncum ar fi s\u0103 stai toat\u0103 ziua la mare \u0219i s\u0103 te<br \/>\ntragi \u00een poz\u0103. I-am zis, plin\u0103 de motiva\u021bie:<br \/>\nPresupun c\u0103 dumneavoastr\u0103 sunte\u021bi Erick,<br \/>\neroul meu de vacan\u021b\u0103 pe Facebook, care-o s\u0103-mi<br \/>\nface\u021bi multe poze \u0219i-o s\u0103-mi trimite\u021bi<br \/>\nmesaje cu multe inimioare str\u0103punse de s\u0103ge\u021bi<br \/>\nroz. Iar acesta din m\u00e2na dumneavoastr\u0103 este<br \/>\naparatul de \u00eemplinit vise instagramate.<br \/>\nNu, doamn\u0103 \u2013 zice \u0103la \u2013 eu sunt Elie, eroul lu\u2019<br \/>\nnevast\u0103-mea (altfel m\u0103 trece pe pufule\u021bi), care<br \/>\ntund iarba din curte. Iar \u0103sta din m\u00e2na mea e<br \/>\naparatul de f\u0103cut meseria cu el: \u00eei zice<br \/>\nmotocositoare.<br \/>\nM\u0103 rog, mojici g\u0103se\u0219ti la tot pasul. \u00cen cele din<br \/>\nurm\u0103 l-am cunoscut \u0219i pe Erick (nume de<br \/>\nscen\u0103), care avea mai pu\u021bini mu\u0219chi dec\u00e2t<br \/>\nElie, dar a zis c\u0103 nu-i problem\u0103, la poze o s\u0103<br \/>\n\u0219i-i umfle cu un secret profesional, m\u00e2na mai<br \/>\npu\u021bin neagr\u0103 (da\u2019 bronu\u2019-bronz!) \u0219i care mi-a<br \/>\npus devizul cu antecalcula\u021bia \u00een fa\u021b\u0103, deodat\u0103<br \/>\ncu oglinda, sf\u0103tuindu-m\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 aranjez pentru<br \/>\npoz\u0103. \u0218i eu care m\u0103 consideram aranjat\u0103, c\u0103<br \/>\ndoar st\u0103tusem dou\u0103 ore jumate \u00een coafor! M\u0103<br \/>\nrog&#8230; I-am dat banii, ce s\u0103 faci, afacerile<br \/>\nserioase din \u021bar\u0103 \u0219i de pe variant\u0103 a\u0219a<br \/>\nlucreaz\u0103, cu banii \u00eenainte, apoi m\u0103 a\u0219teptam s\u0103<br \/>\nne av\u00e2nt\u0103m \u00eempreun\u0103 spre marea mult dorit\u0103<br \/>\n(alesesem Turcia, c\u0103 a\u0219a mi se p\u0103ruse mie,<br \/>\nmai exotic, Marea Marmara). \u0218i ne-am<br \/>\nav\u00e2ntat, ce-i drept, dar nu dincolo de m\u0103ri \u0219i<br \/>\n\u021b\u0103ri, ci dincolo de o draperie, \u0219i-n loc de<br \/>\nMarmara m-am ales c-o \u00eenm\u0103rmureal\u0103 de zile<br \/>\nmari c\u00e2nd Erick-the lover m-a-nghesuit \u00eentr-un<br \/>\nstudio cum erau cele fotografice de pe<br \/>\nvremuri, m-a a\u0219ezat \u00een fa\u021ba unui perete pe care<br \/>\nerau zg\u00e2riate ni\u0219te valuri \u2013 ai fi jurat c\u0103-i<br \/>\nMarea Moart\u0103! &#8211; \u0219i mi-a zis s\u0103 stau nemi\u0219cat\u0103<br \/>\nc\u0103 el va trage trei cadre cu noi doi \u00een postura<br \/>\nde iubi\u021bi. S\u0103 m\u0103 uit la el sub nu-\u0219tiu-care<br \/>\nunghi, apoi s\u0103-mi plec capul pe um\u0103rul lui \u0219i<br \/>\ns\u0103-l privesc pe sub gene, iar \u00eentr-a treia s\u0103 ne<br \/>\nprefacem \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219a\u021bi, dar s\u0103 nu care cumva s\u0103-l<br \/>\nating, c\u0103 el are nu-\u0219\u2019-de-care fobie \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 s-apuc<br \/>\neu s\u0103 m\u0103 bucur de noul iubit, mi-a pus<br \/>\ntrei fotografii \u00een bra\u021be, adic\u0103 \u00een telefon, la<br \/>\npachet cu \u00eenjur\u0103tura. \u201eV\u0103 mai a\u0219tept\u0103m \u0219i alt\u0103<br \/>\ndat\u0103\u201d. Eu, tot \u00eenm\u0103rmurit\u0103, c\u0103 nu-mi venea s\u0103<br \/>\ncred c\u0103 asta a fost toat\u0103 vacan\u021ba mea de care<br \/>\nar fi urmat s\u0103 se oftice jum\u0103tate din popula\u021bia<br \/>\nglobului, i-am ar\u0103tat bagajele f\u0103cute pentru o<br \/>\ns\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, \u00eentreb\u00e2ndu-l: \u201eCu astea, acuma, ce<br \/>\nfac?\u201d, la care el mi-a r\u0103spuns non\u0219alant:<br \/>\n\u201eNicio problem\u0103, dac\u0103 nu mai ave\u021bi ce face cu<br \/>\nele, le g\u0103sim noi alt\u0103 \u00eentrebuin\u021bare\u201d, mi le-a \u0219i<br \/>\nluat din m\u00e2n\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 s-apuc eu s\u0103 protestez \u0219i<br \/>\nmi-a f\u0103cut v\u00e2nt de la malul m\u0103rii (m\u0103 rog, din<br \/>\nfa\u021ba peretelui cu valuri desenate), zic\u00e2nd c\u0103<br \/>\ntrebuie s\u0103 soseasc\u0103 urm\u0103toarea fraier\u0103<br \/>\n(client\u0103, cum s-ar zice). N-a uitat s\u0103 adauge la<br \/>\nfinal: \u201eV\u0103 dorim vacan\u021b\u0103 pl\u0103cut\u0103 \u00een<br \/>\ncontinuare!\u201d.<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd am ie\u0219it din cl\u0103dire, Elie terminase<br \/>\niarba, acu\u2019 \u00eel termina iarba pe el, vreau s\u0103 zic<br \/>\nterminase de cosit, sta jos \u0219i tr\u0103gea din \u021bigar\u0103.<br \/>\nL-am \u00eentrebat dac\u0103, \u00een schimbul a 50 de euro,<br \/>\ne de acord s\u0103 se pozeze cu mine pe malul<br \/>\nlacului Amara (m\u0103car \u0103la era real \u0219i, cu pu\u021bin\u0103<br \/>\nimagina\u021bie, putea fi asem\u0103nat cu o mare).<br \/>\nCum s\u0103 nu, domni\u021b\u0103? \u2013 mi-a r\u0103spuns. De banii<br \/>\n\u0103\u0219tia v\u0103 \u0219i cosesc gr\u0103dina o dat\u0103.<br \/>\nCe fericire! Aveam acum doi iubi\u021bi, prietenele<br \/>\nmele vor cr\u0103pa de invidie, m\u0103 dusesem \u00een<br \/>\ndou\u0103 locuri exotice de toat\u0103 frumuse\u021bea (la<br \/>\nMar-mara \u0219i A-mara), s\u0103 moar\u0103 nu doar capra<br \/>\nde vecina, ci \u0219i puricii de iarb\u0103 \u0219i alte<br \/>\nvie\u021buitoare de pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 casa omului! Eu n-o s\u0103<br \/>\nmai am purici de iarb\u0103, c\u0103 n-o s\u0103 mai am<br \/>\niarb\u0103, o s\u0103 mi-o coseasc\u0103 Elie, bonus la poza<br \/>\npe malul lacului. Doamne, ce vacan\u021b\u0103 de vis<br \/>\nam avut! (Nu trebuie s\u0103 uit s\u0103 adaug finalul<br \/>\n\u0103sta pe Facebook!).<br \/>\n<em>Slobozia, 31 ianuarie 2019<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>George PA\u0218A S-a n\u0103scut la 27 aprilie 1963 \u00een comuna Puchenii Mari, jude\u0163ul Prahova. 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