{"id":11676,"date":"2020-10-29T11:47:19","date_gmt":"2020-10-29T08:47:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=11676"},"modified":"2020-10-29T13:11:14","modified_gmt":"2020-10-29T10:11:14","slug":"brigada-diverse-pe-oncologie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=11676","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (P)e on(c)ologie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>4, 17 octombrie 2020<\/strong><br \/>\nCe leg\u0103tur\u0103 au 1846 \u0219i 1847? Aparent niciuna. Cum nici \u00eentre Neptun \u0219i nebun nu se poate realiza o corelare.<br \/>\nVaier. Nu se trateaz\u0103 pe ATI pacien\u021bii. \u0218i mor. Ca \u0219i al\u021bii ne\u00eeng\u0103dui\u021bi s\u0103 primeasc\u0103 tratament. C\u0103 pandemie, c\u0103 lips\u0103 bani. Sau card de s\u0103n\u0103tate. Cum am p\u0103\u021bit \u0219i eu. Nea Bubenek &#8211; rom\u00e2no-englezeasca l-ar cataloga aproape f\u0103r\u0103 vindecare -, hai s\u0103 facem a\u0219a: lua\u021bi angajatul, \u00eei cere\u021bi s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i fac\u0103 meseria, arunca\u021bi jur\u0103m\u00e2ntul lui Hipocrat la gunoi \u0219i merge\u021bi la semnarea contractului la notariat. Cu puncte, subpuncte \u0219i penaliz\u0103ri: materiale \u0219i penale. Simplu.<br \/>\nM-au ocolit ,,nominaliz\u0103rile\u201d, ceea ce m\u0103 lini\u0219te\u0219te. Oricum, nu le-a\u0219 fi onorat.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\nCvintete. De-a dura virusul d\u0103 din b\u00e2lb\u00e2ial\u0103 \u00een b\u00e2\u021b\u00e2ial\u0103. Atent, deci, s\u0103 nu-i scape vreun petic de organism nepuricat. Fiindc\u0103 \u0219i de la purici te scuturi&#8230;.<br \/>\nAustria-cii &#8211; se poate, cred &#8211; prefer\u0103 z\u0103pezile. Nu \u0219i Sars-cov-ul, fiind corec\u021bi, nu-\u0219i \u00eensu\u0219esc ceea ce nu le apar\u021bine, de aceea cheam\u0103 la bar\u0103 pe cei ce le-au pus \u00eempreun\u0103.<br \/>\nCum \u0219i restaurantele n-au nicio afinitate cu acesta. Cine vine,-l las\u0103 la u\u0219\u0103.<br \/>\nNea Ioane Pop, am zis o dat\u0103. A doua oar\u0103 te cost\u0103. \u0218tii ce. Mi-s eu \u00eeng\u0103duitor&#8230;. Se lucr\u0103 la eradicarea omului din carne \u0219i oase. Asta cu dispari\u021bia rom\u00e2nilor este doar o aplica\u021bie futil\u0103.<br \/>\nNoii primari&#8230;. S\u0103 vad\u0103 ce la Cluj? Banii care se \u00eempart pe spongi, concursurile de proiecte europene pe alese, dezvoltarea unora \u00een detrimentul celor mul\u021bi?<br \/>\nMere&#8230; ro\u0219ii. Verzi doar de-s necoapte. Ce alte eviden\u021be? A! Candida\u021bi la medicin\u0103 cu p\u0103rin\u021bi intelectuali, cel pu\u021bin doctori, cu \u00eeng\u0103duial\u0103 profesori de gimnaziu. Restul sunt mostre din arena circurilor de duzin\u0103. Saltimbanci de 9,40 cu titlu orfelin.<br \/>\nA\u021bi auzit de planta calului ca de cea a \u021big\u0103ncii. Fi\u021bi preg\u0103ti\u021bi \u0219i de plasm\u0103. De la cabaline, de la romi, pu\u021bin import\u0103.<br \/>\nM\u0103car unul recunoa\u0219te cu m\u00e2na pe coboz c\u0103 lumea o ia cu capul de la televizor. Cu degetul ar\u0103t\u0103tor spre al\u021bii. El spune jum\u0103tate. Din m\u0103rgini\u0219ul mih\u0103iesc, adic\u0103 de undeva din zona frizurilor rectale scurte, se transmite altceva. C\u0103 um\u0103ru-i fusese pus la t\u00e2mpa educa\u021bie. De-ar \u0219i vedea dincolo de desi\u0219ul ,,colon\u201d-ial.<br \/>\nViitori\u0219ti de mai pu\u021bin de semi suta de ani. Cu internetul a brodit-o. Cultivatorilor de legume \u00eens\u0103 nu le-a nimerit vaticiniul. \u0218i dus, \u00eei transmit metafizic contra-zicerea: \u021b\u0103ranul rom\u00e2n abia dac\u0103 mai s\u0103de\u0219te dou\u0103 c\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2ni de arpagic \u0219i doi lujeri de ro\u0219ii. \u0218i c\u00e2nd? H\u0103l\u0103duie\u0219te prin \u021b\u0103rile altora. \u0218i pe care p\u0103m\u00e2nt? C-al lui este de demult&#8230;.<br \/>\nAm nevoie de un ghidaj. Ar putea cineva s\u0103-mi descrie cum arat\u0103 o bibliotec\u0103? O fi oare parc tematic sau muzeu pesc\u0103resc?<br \/>\nNumai 14? Vai nou\u0103 de orori. V\u0103 mai pot \u00een\u0219ira cel pu\u021bin c\u00e2teva milioane. S\u0103-l omori pe Liu, pe Giovani, pe Rodrighez, pe Fran\u00e7ois, pe Petr, pe Olek, pe Ivan&#8230; pe Ion. Pe front&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>4, 17 octombrie 2020 Ce leg\u0103tur\u0103 au 1846 \u0219i 1847? Aparent niciuna. 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