{"id":11580,"date":"2020-10-25T17:22:32","date_gmt":"2020-10-25T14:22:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=11580"},"modified":"2020-10-25T17:22:32","modified_gmt":"2020-10-25T14:22:32","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-umbra-lui-fane-la-bellu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=11580","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Umbra lui Fane la Bellu&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Umbra lui Fane la Bellu&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Las departe azi umoru&#8217;<br \/>\nCe m\u0103 caracterizeaz\u0103..<br \/>\nA murit Fane Spoitoru!<br \/>\nToat\u0103 lumea delireaz\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Fiindc\u0103 el e o valoare<br \/>\nA acestui neam cre\u0219tin<br \/>\nI se face-nmorm\u00e2ntare<br \/>\nCu fal\u0103 \u0219i cu festin<\/p>\n<p>O s\u0103 vin\u0103 toat\u0103 floarea<br \/>\nCea vestit\u0103-n fur\u0103ciune,<br \/>\nDe-o s\u0103 fie-nmorm\u00e2ntarea<br \/>\nCa la mafio\u021bi, pe bune!<\/p>\n<p>Alaiul e de \u021binut\u0103,<br \/>\n\u0218i-i format din interlopi<br \/>\nAtmosfera-ntre\u021binut\u0103<br \/>\nDe vreo \u0219aptezeci de popi!<\/p>\n<p>Zeci de tone de coroane<br \/>\nDe la prieteni \u0219i rivali,<br \/>\nMa\u0219ini scumpe \u0219i babane,<br \/>\nTr\u0103sur\u0103 cu cai regali&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00cembr\u0103ca\u021bi ca ,,men in black\u201d<br \/>\n\u0218i cu ochelari de soare,<br \/>\nC\u0103 sufer\u0103, se prefac<br \/>\n\u0218i to\u021bi pl\u00e2ng, nevoie mare!<\/p>\n<p>Maneli\u0219tii umplu c\u00e2mpul<br \/>\n\u0218i r\u0103cnesc ca la un semn,<br \/>\nSe cutremur\u0103 p\u0103m\u00e2ntul<br \/>\n\u0218i sicriul cel din lemn&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Se url\u0103 manele-n draci,<br \/>\nDoar cu notele r\u0103cnite<br \/>\nCum curg, \u0219i ce po\u021bi s\u0103 faci?<br \/>\nDin g\u00e2tlejuri r\u0103gu\u0219ite&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Se blocheaz\u0103 o-ntreag\u0103 strad\u0103<br \/>\nCa s\u0103 treac\u0103 tot alaiul<br \/>\nTot poporul ca s\u0103 vad\u0103<br \/>\nCum \u00ee\u0219i duse Fane traiul&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ordinea e-asigurat\u0103<br \/>\nC\u0103ci Poli\u021bia-i prezent\u0103<br \/>\nIar coloana-i \u00eencheiat\u0103<br \/>\nDe Salvarea permanent\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Iat\u0103, deci, c\u0103 sunt condi\u021bii,<br \/>\nS\u0103 se-nt\u00e2mple totul bine<br \/>\nJurnali\u0219tii-s pe pozi\u021bii,<br \/>\nRelat\u00e2nd numai de bine&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Acuma, s\u0103 v\u0103 spun drept,<br \/>\nDup\u0103 ce v-am spus aici,<br \/>\nS\u0103 m\u0103 critica\u021bi, m-a\u0219tept,<br \/>\nC\u0103 vorbesc de lucruri mici.<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 n-am spus nimic odat\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd murir\u0103 mul\u021bi arti\u0219ti<br \/>\nIubi\u021bi chiar de \u021bara toat\u0103,<br \/>\nNu ca \u0103\u0219tia, ni\u0219te&#8230;tri\u0219ti!<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a e, ave\u021bi dreptate!<br \/>\nMerit s\u0103 m\u0103 critica\u021bi!<br \/>\nC\u0103 vorbesc a\u0219a de moarte,<br \/>\n\u0218i de cei ce-s implica\u021bi&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a pre\u021buim valoarea<br \/>\nPunem la egalitate,<br \/>\nCei ce merit\u0103 onoarea<br \/>\n\u0218i oricare nulitate!<\/p>\n<p>Asta e, a\u0219a ni-i felu&#8217;,<br \/>\nS\u0103 nu facem diferen\u021ba<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd, la cimitirul Bellu<br \/>\nSe permite opulen\u021ba!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i ne \u00eengrop\u0103m arti\u0219tii<br \/>\nScriitori, actori, poe\u021bi,<br \/>\nAl\u0103turi cu maneli\u0219tii<br \/>\nCei banali \u0219i desue\u021bi!<\/p>\n<p>Deci, ce mai \u00eenseamn-o via\u021b\u0103<br \/>\nPus\u0103-n slujba unui \u021bel,<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd, de cel ce iese-n fa\u021b\u0103,<br \/>\nNu-\u0219i mai amintesc defel?&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Am r\u0103mas f\u0103r\u0103 umor<br \/>\nCum ziceam la \u00eenceput.<br \/>\nLa moartea lui Titi\u0219or<br \/>\nSpiritele au t\u0103cut!<\/p>\n<p>De-aia zic, s\u0103 tac \u0219i eu<br \/>\nCine-ar vrea s\u0103 m\u0103 asculte?<br \/>\nNu c-a\u0219 fi vreun spirit eu&#8230;<br \/>\nMai ales c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu multe!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Umbra lui Fane la Bellu&#8230; Las departe azi umoru&#8217; Ce m\u0103 caracterizeaz\u0103.. A murit Fane Spoitoru! Toat\u0103 lumea delireaz\u0103! Fiindc\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11580"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11580"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11580\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11582,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11580\/revisions\/11582"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}