{"id":11498,"date":"2020-10-22T09:07:16","date_gmt":"2020-10-22T06:07:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=11498"},"modified":"2020-10-22T09:07:16","modified_gmt":"2020-10-22T06:07:16","slug":"brigada-diverse-clei-de-ranza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=11498","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (C)lei (d)e (r)\u00e2nz\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>20, 27 septembrie 2020<\/strong><br \/>\n       Ca s\u0103 fii rom\u00e2n, trebuie s\u0103 posezi m\u0103car un nume. A\u0219a, \u0219i Arafat, \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 vreo doi africani ar pretinde c\u0103 str\u0103mo\u0219 le-a fost Decebal. \u0218i-ar cam fi p\u0103cat s\u0103 d\u0103m modernit\u0103\u021bii o astfel de fapt\u0103. Peste Prut nu mai vorbim. M\u0103car un escu \u00een coad\u0103 s\u0103 fie sau unealt\u0103 ca s\u0103 pretinzi identitatea. Moldoveneasc\u0103.<br \/>\n      Dantel\u0103riile sunt ceva grozav. \u00cen\u0219ir\u0103 modelele universale la nivel de ingli\u021b\u0103. Fiind redate la modul abstract pe c\u00e2rpele apretate prinse \u00een rame. Simplu, vulgar de aruncat cu borc\u0103nelul \u0219colar \u00een care ciracii \u00eenmoaie pensula, extraor&#8230;. La \u00eentrecere cu Jumbo, elefantul impresionist&#8230;.<br \/>\n     Posesiunile faciale \u021bin de c\u00e2teva scheme andocate la babaua arborelui adn-ic, conferind expozeurilor publice ceea ce \u00eenc\u00e2nt\u0103 \u0219i d\u0103 \u00eencredere. Depinde de c\u00e2t de larg\u0103 deschiderea gurii.<br \/>\n      B\u0103t\u0103ile au, \u00een r\u00e2ndu-le, provenien\u021b\u0103 divin\u0103. Raiul creator furniz\u00e2nd noi forme \u0219i \u00een\u021belesuri. Dar\u0103mite sonorit\u0103\u021bi. Deosebite prin diversitate carnal\u0103 fesier\u0103. De aceea femeile exceleaz\u0103.<br \/>\n       De la vendori vendabilitatea. C\u0103ci de la Untold zecile de milioane. Poate sute.<br \/>\n       Bill nu glume\u0219te. Nu \u0219uguie. Are treburi serioase. Are \u00een s\u00e2nge salvarea omenirii. \u0218i cu \u0219tiin\u021ba st\u0103 bine. Chiar prognoza. Vede de departe c\u0103 21 al lui 20 va restabiliza superstatele \u0219i&#8230;. Vezi, nene Bill, unii urc\u0103 \u00een prezent, al\u021bii c\u0103l\u0103toresc \u00een trecut. \u0218i un sfert de veac e un prim pas pentru omenire. Moment prielnic s\u0103 mai \u00eendrepte din gre\u0219eli. Credulitatea aferent\u0103 credibilit\u0103\u021bii.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n      \u0218i tot Bill. D\u0103dusem la spate&#8230;. Mirat c\u0103 \u0219apte miliarde de asimil\u0103ri produc la unison o singur\u0103 p\u0103rere. Oare lui i se datoreaz\u0103 Windows-ul?<br \/>\n        S\u0103 fie diacriticele specifice lui a \u0219i i problema.<br \/>\n        V\u0103lei! Sare mongolul la \u021beasta rom\u00e2n\u0103. Pl\u00e2nge um\u0103rul doftoricesc c\u0103 nu \u0219i-a primit ploconul de la c\u0103\u0219ile de s\u0103n\u0103tate, c\u0103 n-a mai vrut cronicul s\u0103 dea un semn&#8230;. De mila m\u0103riei sale&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Ca un dur\u0103it a picat pe capul meu vestea nea\u0219teptat\u0103. Aferim, Doamne, c\u0103 nu-s multe la om, doar patru hernii. Num\u0103r\u00e2nd dup\u0103 unu, a\u0219a se cheam\u0103. Dragnea, de dup\u0103 gratii, acuz\u00e2ndu-le!<br \/>\n      S\u0103 contabiliz\u0103m covidul. Pierderea glasului, pierderea memoriei, durere gonadal\u0103. Tot cuadric\u0103, pierderea min\u021bilor. Afurisit\u0103 ,,furnic\u0103\u201d!<br \/>\n       De s-ar \u0219ti c\u0103 nu pavelele au deschis ,,mina\u201d Eternit\u0103\u021bii, ci unii mai cu chef \u0219i posibilit\u0103\u021bi de vie\u021buire al\u0103turi de cei mor\u021bi&#8230;. E totu\u0219i a\u2019 nost\u2019.<br \/>\n        Lipsa de preocupare, asta i-a m\u00e2nat pe negricio\u0219ii egipteni s\u0103 dea cu dalta-n piatr\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 tot \u00een\u0219ire p\u0103s\u0103ri&#8230;.<br \/>\n       P\u0103i, mai \u00eenchizi gura muierii c\u00e2nd se porne\u0219te a lua de politic\u0103 gargariseala de la poart\u0103?<br \/>\n        Rom\u00e2nii pier, evident \u0219i indubitabil. \u00cen timpul fiec\u0103rui&#8230;. Doar s\u0103 se emit\u0103 o ordonan\u021b\u0103: pe timpul guvern\u0103rii mele nu se mai moare!<br \/>\n      S-a-mp\u00e2nzit lumea de darabane \u0219i tablas. \u0218i-or juca ar\u0103be\u0219te academicienii, rafina\u021bi&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Rourke. Ruga-i: s\u0103-i dea maica domnului bani de \u00eenc\u0103 o opera\u021bie estetic\u0103. Cred. Pentru altceva, ce?<br \/>\n        Oaie, oaie&#8230; cioar\u0103. Mai corect. Mai fals. Mai ca la vedete.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>20, 27 septembrie 2020 Ca s\u0103 fii rom\u00e2n, trebuie s\u0103 posezi m\u0103car un nume. A\u0219a, \u0219i Arafat, \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 vreo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11498"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11498"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11498\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11499,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11498\/revisions\/11499"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}