{"id":11482,"date":"2020-10-20T09:23:10","date_gmt":"2020-10-20T06:23:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=11482"},"modified":"2020-10-20T23:11:28","modified_gmt":"2020-10-20T20:11:28","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-armase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=11482","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Arma\u0219e"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Trupa&#8221; <strong>armase<\/strong>, tr\u0103sese \u0219i dup-un <strong>aromit<\/strong> cum nu se reu\u0219ea \u00een pauzele de mas\u0103, ca pe front sau mai bine zis \u00een orele de instruc\u021bie dinaintea mesei, cu soarele pironit \u00een cre\u0219tet, a luat-o spre R\u00e2mnic la acela\u0219i picior. Mai c\u0103 <strong>arser\u0103<\/strong> ,,gazul&#8221; de poman\u0103. F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 b\u0103nuiasc\u0103 nevoile decembriste ale lui &#8217;89.<br \/>\n,,Trai \u0219i benchetuial\u0103&#8221;. Munc\u0103, repeti\u021bii \u0219i ie\u0219iri la seri dansante. \u0218i-un chef de 19-20 de ani pe la casele fetelor. Dup\u0103 cum <strong>ar\u0103tam<\/strong>, din imagini reiese clar ascu\u021bimea b\u0103rbiei \u0219i g\u00e2tul de barz\u0103, \u00eenc\u0103 \u00eemi pl\u0103cea tabacul, sc\u0103pasem de cele \u0219aizeci de kilograme dob\u00e2ndite pe c\u00e2mpurile muncii \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 eram \u00een c\u0103utarea unui corp pentru chitara electric\u0103. Surogatul i se substituia dintr-o bucat\u0103 de dulap de brad, nefinisat (realizez la momentul actual asem\u0103narea formei cu nava futurist\u0103 tip\u0103rit\u0103 pe albumul trei al Holografilor), practic dou\u0103 forme geometrice lipite (,,S\u0103 se calculeze aria&#8230;&#8221;), un p\u0103trat \u0219i un trapez, se aronda griffului \u00een total dezechilibru \u0219i dezacord cu visul de-a o aduce la stadiul proiectului calchiat careu cu cvadrat la scar\u0103 1:1. Cu dou\u0103 variante coloristice: jaguar &#8211; dup\u0103 a lui Nu\u021bu Olteanu sau verde turcoaz.<br \/>\nDilema persista, imposibilitatea g\u0103sirii persoanelor potrivite g\u00e2ndurilor mele, ale noastre, nici nu m\u0103 lipea de clape \u0219i nici nu m\u0103 dezlipea de ,,zongor\u0103&#8221;. Majoritatea pieselor ,,compozi\u021bie proprie&#8221; \u00ee\u0219i f\u0103ceau veleatul zdr\u0103ng\u0103nindu-i corzile. Mai suav, mai nervos, mai \u00eendr\u0103gostit&#8230;. Fiindc\u0103 dup\u0103 programul de opt ore munc\u0103 \u0219i una pauz\u0103 cu fracturi &#8211; ba mai visam fe\u021be de pern\u0103 parfumate virgin-<strong>aromat<\/strong> \u0219i execut\u00e2nd munci industriale -, \u00eemi fibrila corpul dup\u0103 orice fo\u0219net de&#8230; fust\u0103. \u0218i-mi <strong>arogam<\/strong> fantasme cu nemiluita, ca Eminescu sub <strong>arinul<\/strong>&#8230;.<br \/>\nN-am sesizat c\u00e2nd a venit prim\u0103vara, c\u00e2nd a \u00eenceput s\u0103 <strong>arunce<\/strong> bulg\u0103ri de petale \u0219i parfumuri cu nemiluita. Ne g\u0103sise Intercoop-ul un angajament pe m\u0103sura priceperii noastre: refacerea gr\u0103tarelor de pe rampele de tren \u0219i cele speciale pentru camioane la silozul local. Dup\u0103 ce \u00eencercasem s\u0103 \u00eencropim perechi-perechi de ,,papuci&#8221; pentru bornele bateriilor de automobil. Lucrare aproape neserioas\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 de teapa unor ucenici, trata\u021bi totu\u0219i \u00een spiritul studiilor liceale finalizate \u0219i pl\u0103ti\u021bi la treapta aferent\u0103: a doua. 2200 lei. Ne reu\u0219iser\u0103 \u00een propor\u021bie mare opera\u021biunile, numai c\u0103 procentul de rebuturi, mic, includea \u00een primul r\u00e2nd e\u0219ecul de-a g\u0103uri precis. Bronzul, pe c\u00e2t de moale este, pe at\u00e2t se dovede\u0219te de dur \u0219i ,,fur\u0103&#8221; burghiul, oric\u00e2t de str\u00e2ns ai prinde piesa \u00een menghina fixat\u0103 pe masa ma\u0219inii verticale de g\u0103urit, \u0219i-l rupe \u00eentr-o frac\u021biune de secund\u0103. Onor celui ce ,,<strong>ar\u0103mea<\/strong>&#8221;, turn\u0103torul ,,<strong>ar\u0103mar<\/strong>&#8221;. Vinovat, dar f\u0103r\u0103 voie. Sec\u021bia noastr\u0103 de ,,\u00eencingeri&#8221; nu se compara cu cele mari, probabil nici calculele lor nu erau foarte precise, dac\u0103 le f\u0103ceau, \u0219i nici ,,m\u00e2na&#8221; echipei una de as. \u00cen schimb i-am v\u0103zut grijulii cu mistrioarele ,,m\u00e2ng\u00e2ind&#8221; nisipul ,,<strong>asecat<\/strong>&#8221; al tiparelor. Era suficient un gol excentric fa\u021b\u0103 de centrul orificiului ca s\u0103 rup\u0103 spirala perforatorului, apoi la filetare ,,melcului&#8221; i se rupeau ,,din\u021bii&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trupa&#8221; armase, tr\u0103sese \u0219i dup-un aromit cum nu se reu\u0219ea \u00een pauzele de mas\u0103, ca pe front sau mai bine<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11482"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11482"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11482\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11483,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11482\/revisions\/11483"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}