{"id":11429,"date":"2020-10-18T21:43:32","date_gmt":"2020-10-18T18:43:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=11429"},"modified":"2020-10-18T21:43:32","modified_gmt":"2020-10-18T18:43:32","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-trump-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=11429","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Trump it!"},"content":{"rendered":"

TRUMP IT!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Priveam deun\u0103zi la stele
\nTot \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 v\u0103d \u00een ele,
\nCine va c\u00e2\u0219tiga peste ocean
\n\u0218i va fi pre\u0219edinte-american?<\/p>\n

A stat o lume-ntreag\u0103 \u00een suspans,
\nProcentele, continuu \u00een balans,
\n\u00cenc\u00e2t, credeai c\u0103 de americani,
\nDepinde via\u021ba lumii peste ani!<\/p>\n

Dar, dup\u0103 ce aflar\u0103m rezultatul,
\nAm constatat c\u0103 este altul,
\nNu cel pe care-l a\u0219teptam…
\n(Eu, cel pu\u021bin, a\u0219a speram!)<\/p>\n

C\u0103ci \u00eencol\u021bise, dom\u2019le, o idee
\nC\u0103 va fi pre\u0219edinte o femeie!
\nEu zic c\u0103 nu era rea ideea,
\nS\u0103 mai conduc\u0103, iat\u0103, \u0219i femeia!<\/p>\n

\u0218i chiar \u00een continuare o sus\u021bin
\nC\u0103 n-am fost niciodat\u0103 misogin!
\nEiii… doar din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd \u0219i pe alocuri
\nVorbesc de r\u0103u persoanele pe… tocuri…<\/p>\n

Dar despre Hillary ce pot s\u0103 zic?
\nC\u0103 doar femeia nu mi-a f\u0103cut nimic!
\nA vrut s\u0103 \u00eei arate lu\u2019 b\u0103rbat-su, Bill,
\nC\u0103 acuma a ajuns cam inutil…<\/p>\n

\u0218i dup\u0103 ce a fost o vreme secretar\u0103,
\nAcuma vrea ca s\u0103 conduc-o \u021bar\u0103!
\nDa’ ce zic eu \u021bar\u0103? Lumea-ntreag\u0103!
\nDar uite c\u0103 Americii nu i-a fost drag\u0103…<\/p>\n

Mai e o chestie pe care n-a uitat-o:
\nAtunci c\u00e2nd mister Bill a \u00een\u0219elat-o!
\n\u0218i pentru asta \u0219i-altceva nimica
\nI-ar fi ar\u0103tat ea lu\u2019… Monica!<\/p>\n

De-aia n-a mai ie\u0219it el pre\u0219edinte
\nFiindc\u0103 l-a supt Monica \u00eenainte…
\nL-a stors oral de toat\u0103… elocin\u021ba
\nLu\u00e2ndu-i, totodat\u0103 \u0219i… putin\u021ba!…<\/p>\n

Dar s\u0103 revin… Deci, ce spuneam?
\nA, da, la stele c\u0103 priveam…
\nNu alea de pe cer ci de pe steag
\nCele cincizeci, de care ne e drag…
\nNu m\u0103 mai mir ci chiar m\u0103 las\u0103 rece
\nC\u0103ci, ce e val, oricum ca valul trece…
\nDeci nici americanu\u2019 nu-i a\u0219a de\u0219tept
\nAtuncea, la ce dracu’ s\u0103 m-a\u0219tept?<\/p>\n

\u00cens\u0103 m\u0103-ntreb \u0219i nu pricep, s\u0103 mor
\nCe-a fost \u00een mintea americanilor?
\nC\u00e2nd l-au ales POTUS pe Trump,
\nDe\u0219i ziceau de el c\u0103-i… dump?<\/p>\n

Nu c\u0103 m-a\u0219 da io mai de\u0219tept,
\nDa’ de-acuma, chiar m-a\u0219tept
\nCa \u0219i la noi, cu mare pomp\u0103,
\nS\u0103 ne alegem tot vreo… Tromp\u0103!<\/p>\n

C\u0103-n rest, avem pe-aici de toate,
\nCa \u00een desenele-animate:
\nDonald, Mickey, Popeye, Klaus,
\nEverybody in the house!<\/p>\n

Totu\u0219i, n-ar fi chiar mare drama,
\nC\u0103 dac\u0103 am tr\u0103it noi cu Obama,
\nOm tr\u0103i de-aici \u00eencolo \u0219i cu Trump
\nCa p\u00e2n-acuma: in the swamp!<\/p>\n

E-o vorb\u0103 \u00een poporul mioritic,
\nCe are dezvoltat un spirit critic:
\nCei mari, mereu o s\u0103 se pupe
\nDe \u0103ia mici, mereu li se va… rupe!<\/p>\n

Deci, la final, s\u0103 nu ne-nghesuim!
\nC\u0103ci Trump a zis c-o s\u0103 pl\u0103tim
\nProtec\u021bia pe care cic\u0103 ei ne-au dat-o
\n\u0218i Scutul dar \u0219i ,,umbrela\u201d NATO !<\/p>\n

A\u0219a se vede treaba de la ei,
\n\u0102sta e stil de via\u021b\u0103 de yankei…
\nOric\u00e2t de mult declari c\u0103 \u00eei iube\u0219ti,
\nSun\u0103 mai bine dup\u0103 ce pl\u0103te\u0219ti!…<\/p>\n

De\u0219i n-a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 sune-at\u00e2t de dur,
\nCred c-o s\u0103 ne usture \u0219i-n…
\nOm fi noi ,,swinger\u201d-i pe alocuri,
\nDar nu-i deloc cu… schimb de locuri! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

TRUMP IT! Priveam deun\u0103zi la stele Tot \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 v\u0103d \u00een ele, Cine va c\u00e2\u0219tiga peste ocean \u0218i va fi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11429"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11429"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11429\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11430,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11429\/revisions\/11430"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}