{"id":11356,"date":"2020-10-15T12:19:57","date_gmt":"2020-10-15T09:19:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=11356"},"modified":"2020-10-15T12:20:27","modified_gmt":"2020-10-15T09:20:27","slug":"brigada-diverse-ivan-top","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=11356","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; I(v)an (T)op"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>1, 8 septembrie 2020<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00cen\u021beleptu-i, doamne, fiul&#8230;. Anghelescu Marcel rostea un ,,mieu\u201d memorabil. Dimpotriv\u0103. A\u0219 reclama ast\u0103zi sinichesionul formal, cu parteneri ce-\u0219i declar\u0103 amorul ve\u0219nic, ca la o adic\u0103 s\u0103 solicite dispens\u0103 pentru rai. \u00cen lumina acestui reclamat prea breaz mintios, sapient \u021bagan (dac\u0103 descoperi\u021bi persoana, promit premiu modic), orarul meu \u0219colar \u0219aptezi-optzecit a suferit o schism\u0103 d\u0103un\u0103toare, cre\u00e2nd toate premisele unui ratat perpetuu. Vicarian\u021ba l\u0103s\u00e2nd o d\u00e2r\u0103 de e\u0219ec.<br \/>\nIstorie, matematici vreo \u0219ase, fizic\u0103 \u0219i chimie c\u00e2te una, limba matern\u0103 cam dou\u0103, de-le str\u0103ineze trei, zoo-biologie, botanica \u0219i anatomia de-o p\u0103rere, geografia, desenul, vreo c\u00e2teva note ame\u021bite \u00een gimnaziu, economii ramificate, specialit\u0103\u021bi \u00eengem\u0103nate, un \u021b\u00e2r de mi\u0219care fizic\u0103, opt lucr\u0103ri manuale &#8211; gam\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103 cu accidente &#8211; \u0219i la final buna purtare. \u0218i execut un fl\u00e2ntar c\u0103, \u00een\u0219ir\u00e2ndu-le, le-am trecut ca g\u00e2sca prin valea coliba\u0219ilor. Vreo dou\u0103 zdr\u0103ng\u0103nitori cu atestare \u0219colar\u0103, vreo cinci f\u0103r\u0103. A\u0219a-i c\u0103-i ,,f\u0103r\u0103 reper\u201d \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103tura mea de-o via\u021b\u0103?<br \/>\nCine \u00eencearc\u0103, gre\u0219e\u0219te. Cine-i circumspect, ocole\u0219te e\u0219ecul. Mariaj indispensabil constat\u0103rilor, nicicum din sfera maledic\u021biilor, niciuna produc\u0103toare de rebuturi. \u021aine doar de oportunism \u0219i foarte mult de noroc&#8230;.<br \/>\nChestiile &#8211; nu sar de la un subiect la altul &#8211; cu filia\u021bia politic\u0103, cine pe cine a crescut, e anacronic\u0103. Totdeauna unul mai mare a fost mai dibaci, oric\u00e2t\u0103 ini\u021biativ\u0103 ar avea mai micul. Una-i s\u0103 ai firfirici \u0219i alta s\u0103 te duc\u0103 mintea. Cam a\u0219a&#8230;.<br \/>\nS\u0103-mi fi c\u0103utat alt\u0103 na\u021biune. Una care a rezistat tenta\u021biei de cucerire roman\u0103, cu fieru-n ,,s\u00e2nge\u201d p\u00e2n\u0103 pe la 1100, cu nerv viking, supravie\u021buie\u0219te f\u0103r\u0103 masc\u0103. Ciuma\u021bi, vaccina\u021bi variolic, cu doi cartofi pe mas\u0103, iat\u0103-i pe \u0219vezi.<br \/>\nVenind de la G\u0103bi\u021b\u0103, nu pot s\u0103-i urez altceva: scutur\u0103tur\u0103 puternic\u0103. Dac\u0103 \u00eencep\u00e2nd cu \u0219ase dispar agarenii, de \u0219apte-n sus se-mpreuneaz\u0103 \u00eentru sf\u00e2r\u0219it cu toat\u0103 suflarea devo\u021bilor. Chemarea p\u0103m\u00e2ntului&#8230;.<br \/>\nV-am dus cu pre\u0219ul. Pe mine altcineva. De \u0219i-ar aminti c\u00e2t mucegai se str\u00e2ngea dedesubt, ce frig emana p\u0103m\u00e2ntul galben \u0219i ce greu se l\u0103ia. Frecu\u0219 cu le\u0219ie.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd te iei cu zilele, se rup armoniile. \u0218timuirea pic\u0103. \u00cen felul acesta, acela trecut, m\u0103 \u00eenchipui \u00een acela\u0219i corp carnal pentru \u00eenc\u0103 o decad\u0103. Pornisem la a v\u0103 proiecta viitorul \u00eentunecato-luminos propus de chiar cei ale c\u0103ror carcase, din voia divino-atomic\u0103, au cusururi iremediabile. \u00cen speran\u021ba c\u0103-\u0219i vor pune capul pe un trup bionic.<br \/>\nExtraordinar! De-a\u0219 apuca ziua aceea. S\u0103 v\u0103d omenirea \u021bop\u0103ind extaziat\u0103 de pe o planet\u0103 pe alta. Indiferent de prigoarea sorilor i\u021bi\u021bi \u00een cale. Nici nu v\u0103 \u00eenchipui\u021bi cine va conduce explor\u0103rile. Prima femeie-robot, Sofica. Fiindc\u0103 \u00eentre timp s-a constatat c\u0103 nici m\u0103car creierul nu poate rezista c\u0103l\u0103toriilor, necum omul \u00eentreg. A c\u0103zut \u0219i varianta replic\u0103rii la distan\u021be mari a celulelor umane.<br \/>\nCa \u0219ef\u0103 roboat\u0103 a \u00eemplinit voia&#8230;. A f\u0103cut-o doar de dragul tat\u0103lui&#8230;. David. 10 ani. \u00cens\u0103 gata. Plimb\u0103rile astea i-au produs un a\u0219a splin electronic&#8230;. \u0218i-a amintit de Arnold. \u0102la b\u0103rbat, cu s\u00e2nge-n instala\u021bie. ,,\u0218i cum zicea? Distruge, distruge, distruge!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1, 8 septembrie 2020 \u00cen\u021beleptu-i, doamne, fiul&#8230;. Anghelescu Marcel rostea un ,,mieu\u201d memorabil. Dimpotriv\u0103. 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