{"id":11334,"date":"2020-10-14T09:24:01","date_gmt":"2020-10-14T06:24:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=11334"},"modified":"2020-10-14T09:24:01","modified_gmt":"2020-10-14T06:24:01","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-tristetea-unui-atentator-de-treaba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=11334","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Triste\u021bea unui&#8230; atentator de treab\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Triste\u021bea unui&#8230; atentator de treab\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pierdut buletin \u0219i nu \u0219tiu de unde vin<br \/>\n\u00cens\u0103 asta-i bagatel\u0103!<br \/>\nDac\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc pu\u021bin,<br \/>\nCu ce-mi cump\u0103r eu cartel\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>De-aia sunt pu\u021bin cam trist,<br \/>\nRegret c-am intrat \u00een \u021bar\u0103!<br \/>\n\u0102\u0219tia zic c\u0103-s terorist<br \/>\n\u0218i m-or expulza afar\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>\u00cens\u0103, ca s\u0103 vezi figur\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd te ui\u021bi atent \u00een jur,<br \/>\nTo\u021bi poart\u0103 c\u00e2te-o centur\u0103!<br \/>\n\u0218i umbl\u0103-n ma\u0219ini, v\u0103 jur!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i c\u00e2nd m-a oprit azi unul,<br \/>\nI-am r\u0103spuns mai evaziv<br \/>\nEu n-o port, s\u0103 dea cu tunul<br \/>\nC\u0103-i plin\u0103 cu exploziv!<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 revolt, cu mult temei!<br \/>\nD\u0103-le lor amend\u0103, frate!<br \/>\n\u0218i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la femei:<br \/>\nN-au centuri de castitate!<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd v\u0103zui a\u0219a belele,<br \/>\nC\u00e2t\u0103 isterie, frate!<br \/>\nAm decis s\u0103 port&#8230; bretele<br \/>\nDe-alea pentru&#8230; atentate!<\/p>\n<p>Apoi, leoarc\u0103 de sudoare,<br \/>\nHot\u0103r\u00e2i s\u0103 trec la treab\u0103:<br \/>\nAtentate la&#8230; pudoare,<br \/>\nF\u0103cute \u00een mare grab\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Dar, c\u00e2nd m-am g\u00e2ndit mai bine,<br \/>\nLa ce spune \u00een Coran,<br \/>\nE cam lips\u0103 de&#8230; virgine<br \/>\nDeci, mai las s\u0103 treac-un an!<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e2n-atunci mai meditez,<br \/>\nDac\u0103-i bine s\u0103 mai stau,<br \/>\nSau mai bine emigrez&#8230;<br \/>\n\u0102\u0219tia, nicio treab\u0103 n-au!<\/p>\n<p>Nu le pas\u0103 de centuri,<br \/>\nDe bretele sau explozii,<br \/>\n\u0218i vorbesc pe multe guri<br \/>\nDar, nu spun nimic, nerozii!<\/p>\n<p>Vorbesc chestii, trestii, faze,<br \/>\nDar, de fapt nu spun nimic,<br \/>\nSunt to\u021bi ni\u0219te kamikaze<br \/>\nL\u00e2ng\u0103 care, eu sunt mic!<\/p>\n<p>Ba a\u0219 spune c\u0103-s un fraier,<br \/>\nCe-mi \u00eenchipui c\u0103 fac r\u0103u!<br \/>\nAici, to\u021bi se-arunc\u0103-n aer,<br \/>\nChiar f\u0103r\u0103 motive, z\u0103u!<\/p>\n<p>Iar c\u00e2nd v\u0103d ce au \u00een minte,<br \/>\n\u0218i c\u00e2t r\u0103u \u00ee\u0219i fac ei singuri,<br \/>\nPot s\u0103 zic c\u0103 sunt cuminte&#8230;<br \/>\nAm c\u0103zut un pic pe g\u00e2nduri!<\/p>\n<p>Z\u0103u, m\u0103 las de meserie!<br \/>\nM\u0103 retrag aici, la \u021bar\u0103,<br \/>\n\u00cen frumoasa Rom\u00e2nie,<br \/>\nUnde frica-i floare rar\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 tr\u0103iesc c\u00e2t pot de mult,<br \/>\nF\u0103r\u0103 team\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 grab\u0103,<br \/>\nS\u0103 fiu cunoscut mai mult,<br \/>\nCa&#8230; atentator de treab\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Triste\u021bea unui&#8230; atentator de treab\u0103 Pierdut buletin \u0219i nu \u0219tiu de unde vin \u00cens\u0103 asta-i bagatel\u0103! 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