{"id":11276,"date":"2020-10-11T20:36:21","date_gmt":"2020-10-11T17:36:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=11276"},"modified":"2020-10-11T20:47:02","modified_gmt":"2020-10-11T17:47:02","slug":"brigada-diverse-claneta-maicutelor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=11276","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (C)laneta m\u0103i(c)u\u021belor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>29 august, 1 septembrie 2020<\/strong><br \/>\nVizionez \u0219i-nghe\u021b de fiecare dat\u0103. Logica se \u00eempiedic\u0103 \u0219i moare. Omenirea de asemenea. Pe c\u00e2t de \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2nt\u0103toare sunt premisele desprinderii de carne, punerea \u00een urne, replicatoare \u0219i unde laser, pe at\u00e2t sunt de ne\u00een\u021belese dorin\u021bele c\u00e2torva. S\u0103 popul\u0103m universul. Bun. Unul, altul, pe toate. \u0218i apoi? Din ce postur\u0103? A unei con\u0219tiin\u021be reci, pu\u021bin \u00eenc\u0103lzit\u0103 de trecerile rapide prin pilele electrice? A\u0219 zice c\u0103 laptopul meu este fiin\u021b\u0103. Peste ceva vreme o s\u0103 mi se impun\u0103 s\u0103-l adopt, s\u0103-i dau un nume \u0219i, firesc, s\u0103 stau la taclale, s\u0103 punem p\u0103m\u00e2ntul la cale, s\u0103 ne facem planuri. Dup\u0103, s\u0103-mi transfer praful de pe tob\u0103 intelectual \u00een d\u00e2nsul, s\u0103 m\u0103 adopte el pe mine \u0219i la urm\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 dea afar\u0103 din cas\u0103. Ori pur \u0219i simplu s\u0103 considere c\u0103 n-a r\u0103mas din trupul f\u0103r\u0103 minte mai mult de-un animal \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 trateze ca atare. \u00cen cazul cel mai fericit. Am mai spus, robo\u021bii nu vor fi mai mult dec\u00e2t o ma\u0219in\u0103 cu multe dot\u0103ri, plimb\u0103rea\u021b\u0103 de la o planet\u0103 la alta, mai primitoare sau ucig\u0103toare, mai cu resurse energetice sau f\u0103r\u0103.<br \/>\nS\u0103 admitem c\u0103 se poate tr\u0103i cu un corp scos la imprimant\u0103, dur, rezistent \u0219i cu un consum de subzisten\u021b\u0103 mic, cu un creier replicat. Iat\u0103-ne, deci hiper&#8230; cum ne-om numi. Iat\u0103-m\u0103 din neputinciosul om, omnipotentul aparat gata, la prima con\u0219tientizare de func\u021bionare, s\u0103-mi re\u00eencerc toate anterioarele e\u0219u\u0103ri. Direct Chopin, cu ambele m\u00e2ini, la viteza cea mai mare. Apoi Wagner. Dup\u0103, jazz free-ul. Cele mai sofisticate triluri populare. \u00cemi ies toate perfect. Am omis s\u0103 v\u0103 spun c\u0103 asta mi-a fost dorin\u021ba, s\u0103 mi se \u00eenmagazineze toate partiturile pe care le-am desc\u0103rcat de pe net \u00eenainte de marea transformare.<br \/>\nDar n-am cui mai c\u00e2nta. Nevast\u0103-mea reproduce la fel de bine compozi\u021biile, nu mai are probleme cu afonia, scrie un roman pe zi, cu o m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i cu cealalt\u0103&#8230;. Iar uit s\u0103 spun c\u0103 a renun\u021bat de mult la masaje. Siliconul&#8230;. Ba \u00eenc\u0103 la ultima confruntare de idei a conchis c\u0103 din moment ce nu mai are obliga\u021bii de natur\u0103 sexual\u0103, ne putem separa definitiv. Se mut\u0103 \u00een galaxia aferent\u0103 zodiei berbecului. (Sper s\u0103 fi visat.)<br \/>\nBucuria confirm\u0103rii teoriei apartenen\u021bei extraterestre. Bucuria prostului. A primitivului. Efectul&#8230;. Nimicitor. Apocaliptic.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\nGuvernul obiectelor universale de schimb are legi specifice \u0219i responsabili \u00een fa\u021ba ei. Adul\u021bii. Motiv\u00e2nd nu putin\u021ba de-a c\u00e2nt\u0103ri b\u0103ncu\u021bele, ci cantitatea \u0219i calitatea trocului. \u00cendrumarea \u021b\u00e2ncilor spre chestiunile importante &#8211; \u0219apte num\u0103r\u0103 cineva -, nefiind o dram\u0103, dac\u0103 asta s-ar putea \u00een\u021belege din jeluirea-mi, mai degrab\u0103 un semn de \u00eentrebare: la ce i-ar folosi?<br \/>\nDimpreun\u0103 cu sunetele teribiloase, de la intersec\u021bia ulicioarei de num\u0103r cadastral \u0219i drumeagul principal ce taie ora\u0219ul pe la br\u00e2ne\u021be, un posibil r\u0103spuns. Evaziv. Pe m\u0103sura succesului anilor de antreprenoriat formal sau informal, \u00een \u0219coal\u0103 predat sau pe l\u00e2ng\u0103. S\u0103 ai autoturism doar ca s\u0103 faci c\u00e2teva curse importune, f\u0103r\u0103 iz de c\u00e2\u0219tig, f\u0103r\u0103 urm\u0103 de responsabilitate. De se face praf, vorba prototimpurilor mileniului trecut: ,,\u00cemi ia tata alta.\u201d<br \/>\nAm chibzuit \u00een liceu decele de lei cu lips\u0103 total\u0103 de angaj\u0103ri \u00een sfera maturit\u0103\u021bii, cu zero lec\u021bii deschise la economie. \u00cen sensul ,,Ai un ban, \u00eenmul\u021be\u0219te-l!\u201d \u0218i dac\u0103 se scotoce\u0219te, apare la i\u021beal\u0103 \u0219i versiunea ,,Azi la CEC un leu depui, m\u00e2ine el va face pui.\u201d De Crevedia nicicum. Am tras cu din\u021bii de h\u00e2rtia ro\u0219ie care ,,D\u0103-mi ca s\u0103-\u021bi dau.\u201d nu-i putea oferi foarte multe. Calea futil\u0103 se \u00eencheia cu un rest de un leu: un loz de trei &#8211; \u0219anse minime de dep\u0103\u0219it suma oferit\u0103 &#8211; \u0219i unul de \u0219ase &#8211; cu \u0219i mai pu\u021bine \u0219or\u021bi de izb\u00e2nd\u0103, dar norocit at\u00e2rdisitorul la for\u021barea norocului, gratificat cu p\u00e2n\u0103 la bani de-o Mobra. Filiera entuziastului d\u0103dea la alba-neagra zoi\u021benilor din gara Buz\u0103u cinci lei sau c\u00e2t era la cinema de-o ecranizare la mod\u0103, de restul \u00eengurgit\u00e2nd dou\u0103 mozaicuri \u0219i dou\u0103 cor\u0103bioare. ,,\u00cen\u021beleptul\u201d, s\u0103racul declarat navetist, volnicit, f\u0103cea \u00eendelung socoteli &#8211; a\u0219a se dezvolt\u0103 sim\u021bul matematic &#8211; \u0219i potrivea meniul salamului cu p\u00e2ine, desertului \u0219i o le\u021bcaie \u00een buzunarul pu\u0219culi\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>29 august, 1 septembrie 2020 Vizionez \u0219i-nghe\u021b de fiecare dat\u0103. Logica se \u00eempiedic\u0103 \u0219i moare. Omenirea de asemenea. Pe c\u00e2t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11276"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11276"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11276\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11279,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11276\/revisions\/11279"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}