{"id":11247,"date":"2020-10-10T23:33:09","date_gmt":"2020-10-10T20:33:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=11247"},"modified":"2020-10-10T23:33:09","modified_gmt":"2020-10-10T20:33:09","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-armezi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=11247","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Armezi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       G\u00e2nde\u0219te, Fulgeric\u0103, g\u00e2nde\u0219te! Ca m\u00e2ine s\u0103 nu pleci cu m\u00e2na goal\u0103 acas\u0103.<br \/>\n       Titlul precedent \u0219i acesta au aceea\u0219i baz\u0103 literal\u0103: arimez \u0219i armezi. Practic o suceal\u0103 de-o buche.<br \/>\n       Muzican\u021bii, c\u00e2nd nu c\u00e2nt\u0103, m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 \u0219i beau. Pauza fortuit\u0103 mi-a trimis colegii la mas\u0103. Ciorbic\u0103, sarmale \u0219i dou\u0103 zdrami\u021be de friptur\u0103. Cu <strong>ardeii<\/strong> nelipsi\u021bi, ustura\u021bi, v\u00e2n\u00e2nd papilele gustative mai ceva ca&#8230;. Guri de iad stinse cu vini\u0219or. Fiindc\u0103 \u021buiculi\u021ba fusese preambulul masei lichide cu ingrediente leguminoase, servit\u0103 pe holul ce d\u0103dea, ca toate casele de la \u021bar\u0103, \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie. O odaie pardosit\u0103 cu ,,<strong>arcoz\u0103<\/strong>\u201d de ciment, cr\u0103pat exact pe caroiajul unora de magazin, cu o mas\u0103 exact pe calapodul suratelor de la c\u0103min, \u0219chiop\u0103t\u00e2nd la fiecare depunere de cot \u0219i mai abitir c\u00e2nd str\u0103chinile se depuneau pentru ligurare \u00een zeam\u0103 de g\u0103in\u0103. ,,<strong>Arimau<\/strong>\u201d care mai de care noua \u00eenc\u0103rc\u0103tur\u0103 cu speran\u021ba c\u0103 niciun ,,naufragiu\u201d nu-i va aduce \u00een postura ,,\u00eenecului\u201d. Discut\u0103m despre haine, nu vreo \u00eenghi\u021bitur\u0103 nefericit\u0103.<br \/>\n        Balotasem primul, nu puteam rezista <strong>aromei<\/strong> de bor\u0219 \u0219i p\u0103trunjel, c\u00e2t timp cineva dintr-ai casei plecase dup\u0103 un creion de tensiune. Nu numai c\u0103 mi-am <strong>arogat<\/strong> rolul electricianului de r\u00e2nd, chestiuni de rutin\u0103, de-alde de\u0219te-n priz\u0103, ci&#8230;. Am de\u0219urubat-o. Trei fire. Dou\u0103 cu tensiune, unul nul. Dou\u0103 plec\u00e2nd \u00een sus, spre <strong>artera<\/strong> principal\u0103, \u00een doz\u0103, unul \u00een jos. Electrizat. ,,Bre, murim aici! Cine \u021bi-a umblat la contor?\u201d, ,,Nimeni, taic\u0103. A\u0219a e de c\u00e2nd am ridicat casa.\u201d, ,,Ai o scar\u0103? S\u0103 v\u0103d dac\u0103 nu e vreun fir dezizolat \u0219i atinge \u00een \u0219tang\u0103.\u201d<br \/>\n        Era c\u00e2t pe ce s\u0103-mi folosesc specializarea, p\u00e2n\u0103 mi-am dat seama c\u0103-mi lipsea ce era mai important, un patent cu m\u00e2nere de plastic. F\u0103r\u0103, a\u0219 fi repetat istoria electrocut\u0103rii de la B\u0103l\u0103ceanu, scuturat din temelii, nu mai sus de un scaun de ciment, pr\u0103v\u0103lit.<br \/>\n         Mi-am reluat locul la mas\u0103, b\u0103ie\u021bii consumaser\u0103 deja meniul \u0219i-n aer plutea un iz de <strong>artist<\/strong> plictisit, cu <strong>artele<\/strong> muzicale depuse-n cuiul sa\u021bierii depline. Prin <strong>artere<\/strong> le curgea vin, prin minte aburi de prun\u0103, iar \u00een picioare st\u0103teau prinse lan\u021burile ocnelor lenei. Masc\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 aud\u0103 soacra: ,,Un lighean cu ap\u0103 cald\u0103 \u0219i o canapea s\u0103 le spui s\u0103 ne-aduc\u0103, Fulgeric\u0103.\u201d, ,,Ascult\u0103, m\u0103 <strong>arom\u00e2n<\/strong> ce e\u0219ti, ca s\u0103 nu-\u021bi zic la fel ca Arcu\u0219, da\u2019 o femeie nu vrei?\u201d Auzi la el! C\u0103 sunt de-al casei, c\u0103 m-am b\u0103gat s\u0103 repar eu&#8230;. ,,\u0218i ce voiai, s\u0103 te las s\u0103 mori?\u201d<br \/>\n       <strong>Arsese<\/strong> \u021bigara dup\u0103 obicei, p\u00e2n\u0103 la jum\u0103tate, se cuib\u0103rise \u00een geac\u0103, aproape c\u0103 <strong>aromea <\/strong>st\u00e2nd cu coatele pe mas\u0103 \u0219i-mi \u021binea mie socoteal\u0103. ,,Trebuia s\u0103 te las s\u0103 te p\u00e2rle\u0219ti, guleratule!\u201d&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Electrician, altul, nu eu, din nou c\u00e2ntat \u0219i pauz\u0103 cu vreo c\u00e2teva c\u00e2ntecele st\u00e2ngace preparate pe clap\u0103. Celelalte-s deja istorie \u00een Muzican\u021bii din R\u00e2mnic&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Altele s-au scris zilele trecute, cu dou\u0103 pete de s\u00e2nge, cu s\u00e2rg, cu repara\u021bii de acoperi\u0219 \u0219i <strong>armur\u0103<\/strong> de tabl\u0103 nou nou\u021b\u0103. \u00cen cas\u0103 socri nu, \u00eemprejur multe \u00een paragin\u0103. Doar consola \u00eenc\u0103 st\u0103 semn \u00eentreb\u0103rii: de ce nu este \u00een locul \u00een care st\u0103 \u021bintuit\u0103 \u00een amintire?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>G\u00e2nde\u0219te, Fulgeric\u0103, g\u00e2nde\u0219te! Ca m\u00e2ine s\u0103 nu pleci cu m\u00e2na goal\u0103 acas\u0103. Titlul precedent \u0219i acesta au aceea\u0219i baz\u0103 literal\u0103:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11247"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11247"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11247\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11248,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11247\/revisions\/11248"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}