{"id":11204,"date":"2020-10-08T11:19:16","date_gmt":"2020-10-08T08:19:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=11204"},"modified":"2020-10-08T11:19:16","modified_gmt":"2020-10-08T08:19:16","slug":"brigada-diverse-nora-n-casuta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=11204","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (N)ora-n c\u0103(s)u\u021b\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>26, 27 august 2020<\/strong><br \/>\n       Sunt profund dezam\u0103git. La c\u00e2t\u0103 reclam\u0103 i s-a f\u0103cut, nu-i bun de niciun pazarl\u00e2c. Nici m\u0103car gratuit nu-l contract\u0103 nimeni.<br \/>\n       Pe de alt\u0103 parte,-mi pare nespus de bine c\u0103 u\u0219ile culturii au mai stat z\u0103vor\u00e2te. Prea le flutura popora\u021bia pentru ori\u0219ice nimic. Serb\u0103rile zg\u00e2mboilor de 3 ani, diplom\u0103rile absolven\u021bilor, v\u00e2nz\u0103rile de bu\u0219machii, daunele p\u0103durii Letea, exerci\u021biile obligatorii de la orele de sport, beh\u0103ielile de botei, invectivele aftorice\u0219ti&#8230;.<br \/>\n       C\u0103 bine-o zice! Din gura lui cinstit\u0103, doar veracit\u0103\u021bi ies. Da, nu va mai avea statul s\u0103 le pl\u0103teasc\u0103 salariile \u0219i pensiile. A\u0219a-i, preacinstite diaconescule?<br \/>\n        E&#8230; bine (a treia oar\u0103!), dar nu-i! Ajunge mapamondul s\u0103 g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103 rom\u00e2ne\u0219te. N-a b\u0103ut, n-a fost g\u0103man, n-a fumat (exagerate toate) \u0219i tot a murit! Asimptomatic. Da-n el&#8230;.<br \/>\n        S-a demonstrat. Intrat la ap\u0103, c\u00e2ntat (des) \u0219i jucat, Covi piere! Ca \u0219alvaragiul lui Mihai Viteazul.<br \/>\n        Ast\u0103zi, toat\u0103 lumea are dreptate. Vorovitul de la poart\u0103 s-a mutat online. La fel de neputincios, la fel de g\u0103l\u0103gios, la fel de s\u0103r\u0103c\u0103cios.<br \/>\n      Abia acum exist\u0103 o explica\u021bie. Climateric\u0103. C\u00e2nd soare, c\u00e2nd \u00eennorat, c\u00e2nd ploaie, c\u00e2nd seteciune, c\u00e2nd ar\u0219i\u021b\u0103 saharian\u0103, c\u00e2nd \u00eenghe\u021b arctic. Buz\u0103u-i \u00eentre. La mijloc. Moment pentru monument de malaxa. M\u0103rmurit \u00een metal.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Frenezie. Caracteristic\u0103. Descoperirea unei specii noi. Dup\u0103 homo&#8230;. Politicos.<br \/>\n        O vom \u00eengurgita \u0219i pe aceasta. Prima plauzibil\u0103. A fost odat\u0103 ca dintotdeauna o na\u021bie mai de\u0219teapt\u0103 ca a noastr\u0103. Ridicat\u0103 la scal\u0103 planetar\u0103, o alt\u0103 omenire. Raportat\u0103 la univers, o specie ce se plimb\u0103 nestingherit\u0103, lu\u00e2nd la pip\u0103it orice&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Dictatura s-a \u00eenturnat acas\u0103. Dup\u0103 nici m\u0103car o sut\u0103 de ani. \u00cen b\u00e2rlogul marii democra\u021bii europene. Ger&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Apropo de iubiri. Un dram de ra\u021biune \u00een ea, ar rea\u0219eza lucrurile \u00een firesc. \u0218i coconii \u00een cocon.<br \/>\n         Ap\u0103 op\u0103rit\u0103. Turnat\u0103-n \u021beasta moto-p\u00e2r\u021b\u00e2itorilor ce-\u0219i fac veleatul la ora dece \u00eencinat\u0103. Ca la Posada bolovanii.<br \/>\n         Furorile se sus\u021bin \u00eenc\u0103. Rom\u00e2nul, b\u0103g\u0103-ul verbal, din curiozitate, acela\u0219i, dar prin cioc\u0103nire \u00een \u0219teze, ctc-istic. \u00cen z\u0103plazul meu metalic.<br \/>\n         \u00cel macin\u0103, \u00eei fierbe orgoliul, \u00eel \u0219tirbe\u0219te&#8230;. H\u0103-h\u0103-h\u0103-uri rupeam \u0219i noi bojocilor, siliciuri \u00eensticlate m\u0103cinam, undeva \u00een eterul nenimenilor. La prima apari\u021bie \u00eenm\u0103rmuream. Acum&#8230;. Din prea marele drag de odor, din prea multul nederanj, din prea pu\u021binul educa\u021bional \u0219i parento-mintal. Prea \u0219mecherele de-genera\u021bii.<br \/>\n         Nora-i o b\u0103rbat\u0103 \u00een-vol\u0103nat\u0103, st\u0103p\u00e2n\u0103 pe via\u021ba ei. Aceea\u0219i \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103dit\u0103 la ceas de sear\u0103 \u00een hindichiuri. Dar-ar naiba-n ea de pensie \u0219i mamaie. \u0218i tataie. M\u00e2nca-i-ar covidul. S\u0103 le taie odat\u0103 craca de agud viermilor de m\u0103tase.<br \/>\n         C\u0103 n-o mai fi mult.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>26, 27 august 2020 Sunt profund dezam\u0103git. La c\u00e2t\u0103 reclam\u0103 i s-a f\u0103cut, nu-i bun de niciun pazarl\u00e2c. 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