{"id":10993,"date":"2020-09-29T09:40:03","date_gmt":"2020-09-29T06:40:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=10993"},"modified":"2020-09-29T10:47:23","modified_gmt":"2020-09-29T07:47:23","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-arimez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=10993","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Arimez"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am stat la socoteli. Nu prea&#8230; iese. Trebuie s\u0103 fi fost \u00eenc\u0103 unul.<br \/>\nGhilabadeam (n-au auzit urechile voastre de c\u00e2nd lumea) \u00een 2000 cu Geamba\u0219u, nicio urm\u0103 de Masc\u0103. Care va s\u0103 zic\u0103 doar prin 1999 se mai putea vorbi de trup\u0103 cu tobe, ghitare bas \u0219i solo&#8230;. Din colegialitatea dinainte de 1997 nu mai r\u0103m\u0103sese mare lucru, una-dou\u0103 note armonizate, unu-dou\u0103 momente de extaz muzical (nici din acesta nu gust\u0103 oricine), una-dou\u0103 situa\u021bii de tot r\u00e2sul. Masc\u0103 se transformase la scurt timp dup\u0103 c\u0103s\u0103torie \u00eentr-o stafie de om, Tamba ducea dorul procre\u0103rii, iar Bebi plimba \u00eenc\u0103 drumul Italiei, \u00een cea mai mare parte a timpului acolo. <strong>Areali<\/strong>, foarte pu\u021bin de \u00een\u021beles fiecare \u0219i to\u021bi la un loc.<br \/>\nCum prilejurile ,,artistice\u201d se \u00eempu\u021binaser\u0103 substan\u021bial, ne-a bucurat nunta, fie \u0219i la \u0218tiubei, un col\u021b de \u021bar\u0103 \u00een semi concubinaj lexical, aproape de R\u00e2mnic, dar uitat \u0219i pustiit (impresie plastic\u0103 b\u00e2ntuit\u0103 de gri, frig \u0219i boare de v\u00e2nt s\u0103l\u0103\u0219luit \u00een salc\u00e2mul de la col\u021bul casei). Neprimitor. Cu toate eforturile gazdelor de-a ne oferi orice puteau s\u0103 ne pun\u0103 la dispozi\u021bie.<br \/>\n,,P\u00e2n\u0103 una-alta\u201d, zic, ,,o priz\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 ne spune\u021bi unde putem s\u0103 mont\u0103m instrumentele.\u201d Tot na\u0219a a g\u0103sit de cuviin\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 ne indice locul, tot ea ne angajase \u0219i tot ea avea s\u0103 cunune&#8230; singur\u0103. So\u021bul, colegul lui Masc\u0103 prin general\u0103, colegul meu de navet\u0103 pe ruta R\u00e2mnic-Buz\u0103u, se aciuase, ca \u0219i Bebi, prin Italia. \u0218i nici g\u00e2nd s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103. ,,\u00cen fa\u021ba casei. Vine lume \u0219i trece pe alee, s\u0103 nu v\u0103 \u00eencurce.\u201d<br \/>\nDup\u0103 obicei, m\u0103 mobilizam imediat. Aveam nevoie de ajutor numai pentru c\u0103rat boxele \u0219i de ridicat una deasupra celeilalte. Apoi \u00eemi vedeam de cabluri nestingherit, existau de demult instruc\u021biuni clare: doar eu, restul monta\u021bi c\u00e2nd termin. Oricum ar fi fost inutili. Masc\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i monta stativul de microfon tocmai \u00een clipele \u00een care drumurile mele dus-\u00eentors de la amplificatoare c\u0103tre mixer erau \u00een toi. De aceea interdic\u021bia se instalase foarte cur\u00e2nd dup\u0103 ce \u00eemi luasem \u00een primire postul de tehnician-sunetist.<br \/>\nRoland-ul D10 \u00eel pusesem pe stativ la col\u021bul casei, dup\u0103 ce m\u0103 co\u021bop\u0103nii s\u0103 urc\u0103m boxa Marshall peste FBT \u0219i m\u0103 <strong>arcuii<\/strong> pentru cablarea ei \u0219i microfoanelor de voce \u0219i acordeon. Iar ei \u00ee\u0219i ,,<strong>armar\u0103<\/strong>\u201d numai ,,ostromentele\u201d, le ,,\u00eencordar\u0103\u201d dup\u0103 standardul clapei 44100 Hz, tobo\u0219arul \u00ee\u0219i v\u0103rs\u0103 ,,nervii\u201d, de prob\u0103, pe plasticul tam-tam-urilor \u0219i acordeonistul se \u00eencumet\u0103 la vreo dou\u0103 cromatiz\u0103ri, muzicale. \u0218i p\u00e2n\u0103 la mas\u0103, c\u0103 a\u0219a-s obiceiurile b\u0103t\u0103turilor, am ,,dat \u00een jos\u201d hora \u0219i s\u00e2rba. \u00cen fa\u021ba casei, ,,asfaltul\u201d era moale \u0219i de consisten\u021ba n\u0103molului de uli\u021b\u0103 de Heliade. Clis\u0103.<br \/>\n,,Pi\u0219c\u0103!\u201d, intoneaz\u0103 Masc\u0103. ,,Cu trapalogii \u0103ia din picioare, cu t\u0103lpile cr\u0103pate, cu geaca aia tocit\u0103 vrei s\u0103 c\u00e2n\u021bi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u021bi se \u00eent\u00e2mple nimic? Nu tu ne-ai adus aici? Bag\u0103!\u201d \u0218i bietul M\u0103scu\u021b\u0103 s-a conformat, p\u00e2n\u0103 pi\u0219c\u0103tura s-a transformat \u00een scuturare puternic\u0103, gura i-a fost mutat\u0103 din capsul\u0103 cu tot cu cap la 30 de centimetri \u00een spate, iar chitara i-a ajuns \u00een burlan, \u00eentrec\u00e2ndu-se cu statuia de la Vidraru \u00een aprins fulgere. ,,Fulgere!\u201d a strigat \u0219i el c\u0103tre mine, buim\u0103cit \u0219i \u00eenfricat de zguduitur\u0103. Capetele corzilor sc\u00e2nteind la fiecare atingere, Masc\u0103 servind de \u00eemp\u0103m\u00e2ntare.<br \/>\nNu degeaba am botezat chitarele pu\u0219ti. La ,,gurile\u201d lor ,,foc de voie!\u201d Am cerut cartoane, g\u00e2ndeam c\u0103 microfoanele au darul scurgerilor de curent. De unde, efectele aparatului de sudur\u0103 nu disp\u0103ruse, altundeva era problema.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am stat la socoteli. Nu prea&#8230; iese. Trebuie s\u0103 fi fost \u00eenc\u0103 unul. 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