{"id":10957,"date":"2020-09-27T21:52:25","date_gmt":"2020-09-27T18:52:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=10957"},"modified":"2020-09-27T22:43:36","modified_gmt":"2020-09-27T19:43:36","slug":"brigada-diverse-pospa-nu-paduchi-ce-demn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=10957","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Po(s)p\u0103, (n)u p\u0103duch(i), (c)e (d)emn!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>18, 22 august 2020<\/strong><br \/>\nTelevizoarele nu mai mint, doar promit scenarii cu alguazili. Mie-mi plac mai pu\u021bin, cum \u0219i vou\u0103 urm\u0103toarele&#8230; rime, cu de-mprumut melodic \u0219i ritmic: ,,Pe nisipul de la mare,\/ Am g\u0103sit pistolul t\u0103u\/ Ce-a-mpu\u0219cat din \u00eent\u00e2mplare\/ Pe Gogu din Varbil\u0103u (aditivat &#8211; cel t\u0103nt\u0103l\u0103u).\u201d<br \/>\nCa\u021bele, cu fason feminin, mai sar gardul de nuiele al localit\u0103\u021bii de ba\u0219tin\u0103. \u0218i-acolo-\u0219i pun poalele-n cap. Din t\u0103rt\u0103cu\u021be ie\u0219indu-le numai&#8230;. Ca la u\u0219a bordelului. \u0218i strig\u0103-n gura mare dup\u0103 plat\u0103.<br \/>\nCe mai vuiet, ce mai sim\u021b\u0103ciune! Nem\u021bi, s\u00e2rbi, bulgari, rusnaci, slovaci&#8230; semn\u00e2nd actele de proprietari pe \u021barin\u0103. Rom\u00e2ni \u0219i coreeni. Or \u0219ti ei ce cabazl\u00e2c vine dup\u0103?<br \/>\nSe tot caut\u0103 \u00een cuv\u00e2nt coordonatele unei vie\u021bi ideale. Cezar &#8211; imperator, Cristi &#8211; m\u00e2ntuitor, salvator de lumi, C\u0103lin &#8211; arbust, chiar melodie \u0219i dans. Gata s\u0103 accept c\u0103 se \u0219i nimeri. Presupun c\u0103 \u0219i latinii func\u021bioneaz\u0103 dup\u0103 acela\u0219i prin\u021bip: Covid &#8211; puternic.<br \/>\n\u00centrebarea este: c\u00e2nd? Fericele, norocosul, are \u0219anse doar anul acesta. \u00cen 2021 \u0219i 2022 se reporteaz\u0103 petrecerile cu dar din 2020. \u00cens\u0103, tot el, se poate socoti \u0219i a doua oar\u0103 miruit: are timp s\u0103-\u0219i retracteze promisiunea de leg\u0103m\u00e2nt pe via\u021b\u0103.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nNu \u0219tiu cine a inventat c\u00e2rciuma. \u00cen schimb pot spune cu siguran\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 sala de spectacole este uvrajul min\u021bilor luminate. \u00centoarcerea la&#8230; a jazzului, o&#8230; reconversie nepl\u0103cut\u0103. Cum se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 \u0219i-n lexic, omonimele s\u0103 treac\u0103 de la sublim la grotesc: de la aur la zoaie.<br \/>\nE alt\u0103 civiliza\u021bie \u00een aerobuz. Niciun microb nu iese-n front. Chiar \u0219i a\u0219a, de mai scap\u0103 unul elicea-n caren\u0103, are \u0219anse minime s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 veleatul. Se-nfige-n grumazul unui duet, majoritatea l\u0103s\u00e2nd-o intact\u0103. Scor favorabil: 78 la 2. Neatin\u0219i versus coronavirusa\u021bi. M\u0103 a\u0219tept la revela\u021bia anului: mai cur\u00e2nd te infectezi pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt dec\u00e2t \u00een aer. A! \u0218i ptiu! Pornisem de la ,,doar\u201d. Numai 2 din 78&#8230;. Ce noroc!<br \/>\nOlandezii. Ei ne-au civilizat odinioar\u0103. Azi se autocorecteaz\u0103. Vor m\u0103ri od\u0103ile, vor edifica alte \u0219i alte spa\u021bii locuibile. La ei deja regularizar\u0103. G\u00e2ndi\u021bi-v\u0103 numai la magope\u021bie: masa &#8211; 2 metri l\u0103\u021bime, patru metri lungime (unul ad\u0103ugat pentru coate); camerele &#8211; 6 pe 5 metri; polovnic 1,5 metri. S\u0103 v\u0103 fie de bine!<br \/>\nCe ne-om face cu at\u00e2ta culan\u021b\u0103? S\u0103 execut\u0103m temenele la piciorul statal de-at\u00e2ta s\u0103n\u0103tate gratuit\u0103.<br \/>\nUrbanism. \u0218leauri reabilitate, ghiorl\u0103nite, habitate, d\u00e2rdale. Alc\u0103tuind presupusele predaniile citadine. Trei tineri &#8211; un parc. O ini\u021biativ\u0103. O lung\u0103 serie de patalamale. Zlo\u021bi stalinieni.<br \/>\nLe-am g\u0103sit laboare ma\u0219ini\u0219tilor din ,,mica industrie\u201d muzical\u0103. Caiet de sarcini: de montat un num\u0103r de&#8230; schel\u0103rii. Pentru case printate. Olanda, receptezi?<br \/>\nMirosul, auzul&#8230;. Memoria. Pernicios ghem cu trompe. Cercet\u0103torii fiind \u00eendrept\u0103\u021bi\u021bi cu afirma\u021bia, \u00een com\u0103, maladul, \u00eentrebat, nu-\u0219i aminte\u0219te nimic. Ba \u00eenc\u0103-i piere \u0219i glasul.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>18, 22 august 2020 Televizoarele nu mai mint, doar promit scenarii cu alguazili. 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