{"id":10880,"date":"2020-09-24T09:50:00","date_gmt":"2020-09-24T06:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=10880"},"modified":"2020-09-24T09:50:36","modified_gmt":"2020-09-24T06:50:36","slug":"brigada-diverse-dominica-ii-balaie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=10880","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; D(o)minica \u00ee(i) (b)\u0103laie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>15 august 2020<\/strong><br \/>\n,,Tocmai\u201d ce tocmir\u0103 o tocm\u0103. S\u0103 ia de la stat \u0219i s\u0103 dea la privat. E acela\u0219i priveghi. Pe del\u0103turi, dup\u0103 cum mai r\u0103m\u00e2ne loc, de-a-npicioarelea sau pe taburet, se prohode\u0219te la capul defunctului. Hol sanitar. A\u0219 emite prezumtiv o scuz\u0103. Serviciile bune cer r\u0103bdare. Pripelnicului nuielu\u0219e vocale.<br \/>\n\u00cemblojirea e de c\u00e2nd lumea. O cr\u0103cu\u021b\u0103, o fomenta\u021bie, niscai otrepe s\u0103 acopere r\u0103nile, s\u0103 dea \u00eenconjur fracturii&#8230;. S\u0103 caute antropologii, dar credin\u021ba mi-e azi cum nu-mi fu ieri. Omenirea n-a avut niciodat\u0103 capacitatea voluntar\u0103 de prim-ajutor. Cel pu\u021bin \u00een ideea de a privi pizm\u0103tar dincolo de gard.<br \/>\nDau unora dreptate. C\u00e2nd excedez\u0103 demagogia. C\u00e2nt\u0103rind c\u0103 miri\u0219ugul e-o nafaca de pe azi pe m\u00e2ine. C\u0103 papa p\u0103lma\u0219ului profesoral e tot ce acoper\u0103. Da, t\u0103laie, dr\u0103m\u0103luire, \u00eens\u0103 nu Holodomor.<br \/>\nCeri, dar \u0219i iei. V\u0103-mb\u0103t cu apa rece a sensurilor. Ceri, dar \u0219i dai. Scurte \u0219i conexante. Cineva propune un fond de rulment pentru o mic\u0103 afacere. Caut\u0103 investitori. Acestora nu doar promisiuni, ci \u0219i profit. La sc\u00e2r\u021ba-sc\u00e2r\u021ba s-ar chema, \u00een dorin\u021bele mele expansioniste, risturn\u0103. O parte necesar\u0103 para-nd\u0103r\u0103tului. Un d\u0103ru\u0219ag. Acolo, m\u0103car un CD.<br \/>\nDintre cele mai sincere declara\u021bii, cele de avere. Familia, patria cea mic\u0103. Trecut\u0103 tabelar la grandilocven\u021be temperate. Dramolet\u0103 de pahar. Gasconad\u0103 \u00een dulcele stil felibru.<br \/>\nCei cinci scorpioni s\u0103se\u0219ti arat\u0103 la fel de bine. Cu sau f\u0103r\u0103 mine.<br \/>\nFac prospec\u021bii zilnice. Un metru de trotuar la st\u00e2nga, unul la dreapta, un metru din proprietate mai la&#8230; \u0218i tot a\u0219a. Altceva la noi nu trebuie.<br \/>\nCitesc: ,,Omul \u0103sta e un GENIU. Pentru asta e ur\u00e2t acum.\u201d Problema lui Nicu r\u0103m\u00e2ne de actualitate. Sunt de se mir\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 de ,,legenda nr. 6 &#8211; 1988\u201d. Str\u0103inei. P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 nici rela\u021biile lui Vi\u00e8te nu s-au metamorfozat, nici reducerea la absurd n-a c\u0103p\u0103tat un alt serial de opera\u021biuni&#8230;. Nici p\u0103tratele perfecte inserate cu titlu de simplitate \u00een propozi\u021biile algebrice nu caut\u0103 la \u00eenceput teorii extravagante. Unu, patru, nou\u0103. Spre brodeal\u0103. Potroz b\u0103besc. Pu\u021bini matematicieni ar\u0103 c\u00e2mpurile cerebrale bel\u0219ugoase, cazuri patologice, de la ru\u0219i \u0219i conjecturi (nici milion de dolari, nici apartenen\u021b\u0103 la \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 \u0219i civiliza\u021bie), p\u00e2n\u0103 la al nost\u2019, ambii acuza\u021bi la o arunc\u0103tur\u0103 de ochi. C\u0103 fac exact c\u00e2t haina de pe ei. Zero absolut. Ba citatul \u00eei traseaz\u0103 o linie estetic\u0103 oripilant\u0103. La fel de poncif pe c\u00e2t dizgra\u021bia o poate afirma direct.<br \/>\nNu m\u0103 crede\u021bi. \u00censcrie\u021bi-v\u0103 la cursurile de morfopsihologie. Cilea la Foc\u0219eni. Geometria fe\u021bei personajului trecut c\u00e2nd la iste\u021bi, c\u00e2nd la t\u00e2n\u021bi v-ar suprima nelini\u0219tile. Cu riscuri egale de \u00eente\u021bire.<br \/>\nNurse! Halatul. Pixul. \u0218i ie\u0219i naibii din cadru! Te pui s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103tui&#8230;. Ia zi, st\u0103 bine ecusonul?<br \/>\nDoar pentru bani, moartea demnitarilor ar fi zadarnic\u0103. Pistolul la t\u00e2mpl\u0103 nu aduce prejudiciul \u00eenapoi. Tot metoda harapilor. Ciupit pu\u021bin de la m\u00e2ini, pu\u021bin de la picioare, de la gur\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\nV-a\u0219 f\u0103g\u0103dui c\u0103 renun\u021b&#8230; la multe. Dar nu m\u0103 prea \u021bin de&#8230; bacal\u00e2m.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>15 august 2020 ,,Tocmai\u201d ce tocmir\u0103 o tocm\u0103. S\u0103 ia de la stat \u0219i s\u0103 dea la privat. 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