{"id":10799,"date":"2020-09-20T21:54:46","date_gmt":"2020-09-20T18:54:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=10799"},"modified":"2020-09-20T21:54:46","modified_gmt":"2020-09-20T18:54:46","slug":"spatii-culturale-nr-69-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=10799","title":{"rendered":"Spa\u021bii culturale nr. 69 (7)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Virgil ANDRONESCU<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/andronescu-e1600627635440.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-10801 lazyload\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/andronescu-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-10801\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/andronescu-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Lep\u0103darea de sine<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00ee\u021bi jur c\u0103 nu m\u0103 voi \u00eendr\u0103gosti de tine,<br \/>\nc\u0103 nu te voi iubi niciodat\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\npe dragoste \u00ee\u021bi jur, pe ro\u0219ul din mine.<br \/>\ntu e\u0219ti trupul care isc\u0103 nelini\u0219tea!<br \/>\nP\u00e2n\u0103 dincolo de ve\u0219nicie \u00ee\u021bi jur<br \/>\nc\u0103 nu te voi iubi niciodat\u0103,<br \/>\npentru a m\u0103 crede \u00ee\u021bi dovedesc<br \/>\nprin lep\u0103darea de sine. \u00cenc\u0103 din anii copil\u0103riei, de-atunci &#8211;<br \/>\nde c\u00e2nd mergeam \u00een cimitir&#8230;,<br \/>\nl\u00e2ng\u0103 cas\u0103, pentru a m\u00e2ng\u00e2ia cu privirea,<br \/>\nore \u00een \u0219ir, o fost\u0103 femeie frumoas\u0103\u2026<br \/>\nlacrimile o \u00eemprosp\u0103tau \u00een fiecare diminea\u021b\u0103,<br \/>\natunci s-a zidit \u00een mine femeia&#8230;<br \/>\nast\u0103zi nu mai este nici cruce, nici fotografie &#8211;<br \/>\nnici vreo alt\u0103 femeie r\u0103t\u0103cit\u0103 prin mine!<br \/>\nmi-a r\u0103mas doar jur\u0103m\u00e2ntul \u0219i-\u021bi jur&#8230;<br \/>\nc\u0103 nu te voi iubi niciodat\u0103, nici m\u0103car<br \/>\npe poetul din tine,<br \/>\nci numai acea amintire<br \/>\nzg\u00e2riat\u0103 ad\u00e2nc \u00een sufletul ce-o poart\u0103&#8230;!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cuie \u0219i Semne<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>am tr\u0103it c\u00e2ndva demult<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd \u00eenc\u0103 se mai putea scrie<br \/>\ncu-n be\u021bi\u0219or pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt<br \/>\npe p\u0103m\u00e2ntul de pe sicrie.<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd \u00eenc\u0103 inima<br \/>\n\u00eemi ardea mocnit<br \/>\naprins\u0103 de o sc\u00e2nteie<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd \u00eenc\u0103 destinul<br \/>\nnu-mi era \u00eenl\u0103n\u021buit<br \/>\n\u0219i \u00een mine mai tr\u0103ia doar o femeie.<br \/>\nacum vorbesc ca un mut<br \/>\nprin semne de poezie<br \/>\nalbe ca oasele din p\u0103m\u00e2nt<br \/>\n\u00eenl\u0103n\u021buite de sc\u00e2nduri \u0219i cuie<br \/>\ncine \u00eenc\u0103 m\u0103 ascult\u0103?!<br \/>\ndoar cerul gol<br \/>\n\u0219i negru p\u0103m\u00e2ntul<br \/>\ncare \u00eenc\u0103 m\u0103 mai rabd\u0103<br \/>\ncare \u00eenc\u0103 m\u0103 mai \u00eenfioar\u0103<br \/>\nchip s\u0103pat \u00een amintire<br \/>\n\u0219i de \u00eenger \u0219i fiar\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nPredica din pustie<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Poe\u0163ii cet\u0103\u0163ii<br \/>\nsunt doar<br \/>\npredic\u0103-n pustie:<br \/>\nori c\u0103-i prea devreme<br \/>\nori c\u0103-i prea t\u00e2rziu&#8230;<br \/>\npentru ei, pentru poezie.<br \/>\nPoe\u021bii vor s\u0103 se mai poat\u0103\u2026<br \/>\nsinucide<br \/>\nvor s\u0103 se mai poat\u0103 a vrea\u2026<br \/>\nca din multa triste\u0163e<br \/>\ns\u0103 r\u0103sar\u0103\u2026<br \/>\napusuri<br \/>\nde boem\u0103 noble\u0163e<br \/>\n\u015fi c\u00e2te o stea.<br \/>\nPredic\u0103 poe\u0163ii cet\u0103\u0163ii<br \/>\npredic\u0103 lumii<br \/>\npredica-n pustie:<br \/>\nori c\u0103-i prea devreme<br \/>\nori c\u0103-i prea t\u00e2rziu&#8230;<br \/>\npentru poezie.<br \/>\nMult\u0103-i triste\u0163ea<br \/>\nde poezie \u015fi zgur\u0103<br \/>\ncare d\u0103 buzna&#8230;<br \/>\nla poarta cet\u0103\u0163ii cu \u00eengeri<br \/>\nfereca\u021bi cu lac\u0103t de s\u00e2nge<br \/>\nla gur\u0103.<br \/>\nPredic\u0103 poe\u0163ii cet\u0103\u0163ii<br \/>\npredic\u0103 lumii predica-n pustie:<br \/>\ncum r\u0103sar cum apune<br \/>\ntristetea ce se na\u015fte\u2026<br \/>\nori moare<br \/>\nde prea mult\u0103 ori prea deloc poezie.<br \/>\nPoezia nu moare<br \/>\nse scald\u0103 \u00een ochi de poe\u0163i<br \/>\nca deochi \u015fi blesteme&#8230;<br \/>\nde t\u00e2rziu<br \/>\nde devreme!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00centreb\u0103ri<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>mam\u0103<br \/>\ntat\u0103<br \/>\nce blestem&#8230;!<br \/>\nde ce-l port?<br \/>\n\u0219i de ce pe o cruce<br \/>\nnu de lemn<br \/>\nci de piatr\u0103?!<br \/>\nC\u0103 \u0219i lemnul,<br \/>\npiatra,<br \/>\npier\u2026<br \/>\nCerul niciodat\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>(Din volumul <em>Semne \u0219i cuie<\/em>, Ed. Infoest, Sili\u0219tea- Br\u0103ila, 2019).<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nemuritor, mai muritor ca al\u021bii<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tr\u0103iesc imponderabil<br \/>\nF\u0103r\u0103 plas\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\nIubita-i permanent\u0103 volatilizare.<br \/>\nMama e acas\u0103.<br \/>\nMai cred ca prostu-n inefabil!<br \/>\nPrin via\u021ba cea dement\u0103 trec,<br \/>\nR\u0103mas-am f\u0103r\u0103 de visare,<br \/>\nPierdut prin mine, irecuperabil<br \/>\nA\u0219a \u0219i plec!<br \/>\nP\u0103rin\u021bii mei mai cresc \u0219i-acum<br \/>\nCopilul care pl\u00e2nge-n mine.<br \/>\nZbor&#8230; f\u0103r\u0103 zbor&#8230; nicicum,<br \/>\nPrin zborul focului<br \/>\nCare m\u0103 \u021bine<br \/>\nAproape de uman,<br \/>\nMai muritor sunt dec\u00e2t al\u021bii,<br \/>\nNemuritor plec \u00een neant.<br \/>\nAici, prin lumea jocului,<br \/>\nJoc jocul&#8230;<br \/>\nCel mai am.<br \/>\nLipsindu-mi doar talan\u021bii<br \/>\nDoar cu-n talant<br \/>\nR\u0103mas-am<br \/>\n\u00cengenuncheat \u00een fa\u021ba-nchipuirii.<br \/>\nImponderabil&#8230;<br \/>\nDe vers stau ag\u0103\u021bat<br \/>\n\u0218i f\u0103r\u0103 plas\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\nDin g\u00e2nd nem\u0103rginit<br \/>\n\u0218i f\u0103r\u0103 chip.<br \/>\nCu g\u00e2ndul doar la mama de acas\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i c\u0103tre tat\u0103l prea muncit,<br \/>\nDe via\u021ba lor,<br \/>\nDe via\u021ba-mi noduroas\u0103!<br \/>\nSunt eu&#8230;<br \/>\nNem\u0103rginit.<br \/>\nPierdut&#8230;<br \/>\n\u00cen jocul derbedeu<br \/>\nSunt eul&#8230;<br \/>\nInfinit!<br \/>\nDoar eu!<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nUrme&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>urme de vie\u021bi trec\u0103toare<br \/>\nce p\u00e2ng\u0103resc<br \/>\ncu pa\u0219ii lor<br \/>\npuritatea de alb<br \/>\nvertical.<br \/>\ndus-\u00eentors&#8230;<br \/>\ndoar aste urme r\u0103m\u00e2n<br \/>\n\u0219i chiar nici astea<br \/>\nnu po\u021bi face albul<br \/>\nmai calm dec\u00e2t este<br \/>\npuritatea nu ne apar\u021bine,<br \/>\ne numai a \u00cengerilor!<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nN\u0103scut r\u0103stignit<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>vino femeie cu ale tale ne-n\u021belesuri<br \/>\nde m\u0103 coboar\u0103 de pe cruce<br \/>\n\u00eenvierea noastr\u0103 e tot mai aproape<br \/>\nse insinueaz\u0103 \u00een \u0219oapt\u0103.<br \/>\nScoate-mi cuiele singur\u0103t\u0103\u021bii<br \/>\n\u0219terge-mi chipul de triste\u021be<br \/>\ndes\u021belene\u0219te-mi coroana de eresuri!<br \/>\nCu ea pe suflet m-am n\u0103scut<br \/>\nr\u0103stignit pe o (r\u0103s)cruce de via\u021b\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\ncoboar\u0103-m\u0103 femeie din cerul abstract!<br \/>\nSimt iar fiin\u021ba c\u0103-mi moare tr\u0103dat\u0103<br \/>\niar eu<br \/>\n\u00eenc\u0103 mai sper&#8230;!<br \/>\nca \u0219i-alt\u0103 dat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nVindecarea de triste\u021be<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dzeu \u015fi ast\u0103zi a fost din nou la serviciu.<br \/>\nA avut o nou\u0103 zi grea<br \/>\nPrin Afganistan \u015fi prin alte coclauri.<br \/>\nMi-a spus mie un prieten poet militar<br \/>\nTrecut prin dep\u0103rtarea<br \/>\nZborului de 1000 de euro\/1km,<br \/>\n&#8211; dus-\u00eentors de la poezie la realitate:<br \/>\nCum c\u0103 i-ar fi sim\u0163it prezen\u0163a<br \/>\n\u00cen teatrul de opera\u0163iuni<br \/>\nDin Kandahar \u00een vara lui 2019.<br \/>\nZice l-a v\u0103zut la negocieri cu Allah<br \/>\n\u00cen timp ce solda\u0163i \u015fi civili<br \/>\nSe \u00eemboln\u0103veau subit de moarte.<br \/>\nDin toamna lui 1972<br \/>\n\u00cel a\u015ftept&#8230;<br \/>\nDetest\u00e2nd celebra replic\u0103:<br \/>\nC\u0103ut\u00e2ndu-L \u00eel vei g\u0103si!<br \/>\n\u015ei asta fac de-o juma\u2019 de secol<br \/>\nPrin mine, prin Univers<br \/>\nA\u015ftept\u00e2ndu-L \u00eel tot a\u015ftept&#8230;<br \/>\nCe-i drept<br \/>\nMi-a trimis c\u00e2\u0163iva Oameni<br \/>\n&#8211; unelte.<br \/>\nCe m-au ajutat<br \/>\n\u00cen devenirea mea.<br \/>\nDe Om si Poet?!<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nCristina CRE\u021aU<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/cristina-cretu-e1600627612686.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-1\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-10800 lazyload\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/cristina-cretu-286x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"286\" height=\"300\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 286px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 286\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-10800\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/cristina-cretu-286x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"286\" height=\"300\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Moara de p\u0103sat<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Soarele amiezilor copil\u0103riei mele era portocaliu, cum e porumbul. L\u00e2ng\u0103 p\u0103tul, aveam o moar\u0103 de p\u0103sat. Deschideam o u\u0219\u0103 de s\u00e2rm\u0103 prins\u0103-n \u0219ipci; \u00een st\u00e2nga, erau puse \u00een cutii de lemn cuie, ciocane, cle\u0219te, \u0219uruburi, piuli\u021be \u0219i \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 era moara. Pe peretele din dreapta, era at\u00e2rnat un fier\u0103str\u0103u mare. Din perete ie\u0219eau fire de paie \u0219i se vedeau stelu\u021be de pleav\u0103. A\u0219a fusese construit\u0103 casa noastr\u0103, iar p\u0103m\u00e2ntul acela mi se p\u0103rea auriu. C\u00e2teodat\u0103 tata t\u0103ia cu fier\u0103str\u0103ul vreun pom uscat sau un salc\u00e2m, dup\u0103 ce \u00eel punea pe capra de lemn, adic\u0103 pe un suport.<br \/>\nLumea auzise de moara noastr\u0103. Cel mai des venea o b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 de pe uli\u021ba din spate. So\u021bul ei era chior, iar lumea \u00eei spunea Badea Chioru\u2019. Se \u00eentorsese de pe front chior. Niculae sau Jaie, fratele Leichii, se \u00eentorsese cu un picior de lemn.<br \/>\nSe \u00eent\u00e2mpla s\u0103 fiu singur\u0103 acas\u0103 c\u00e2nd venea. M\u0103 duceam \u0219i \u021bineam str\u00e2ns c\u00e2inele de lan\u021b, s\u0103 nu o mu\u0219te. M\u0103 sim\u021beam bine s\u0103 o ajut \u0219i \u00eenv\u00e2rteam \u0219i eu la roat\u0103, apoi ea, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eel dam gata.<br \/>\n\u00centr-o zi, mama m-a luat cu ea \u0219i am mers s\u0103 \u00eei vedem pe am\u00e2ndoi. B\u0103tr\u00e2nul z\u0103cea pe un pat.<br \/>\nOchiul bolnav era plin de albea\u021b\u0103. \u00cel b\u0103n\u0103n\u0103iau mu\u0219tele. Pome\u021bii obrajilor \u00eei \u00eempungeau pielea. Mama i-a urat s\u0103n\u0103tate \u0219i l-a \u00eencurajat, dar el a scos o m\u00e2n\u0103 numai piele \u0219i os de sub p\u0103tur\u0103 \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i lua r\u0103mas-bun. C\u00e2nd am ie\u0219it, am \u00eentrebat-o pe mama de ce veniser\u0103m. Ea mi-a spus c\u0103 e bine s\u0103-\u021bi iei r\u0103mas-bun de la oamenii care sunt pe moarte.<br \/>\n\u0218i nu \u0219tiu cum s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat, dar to\u021bi b\u0103tr\u00e2nii mei de-atunci s-au dus, de parc\u0103 a existat undeva o moar\u0103 de p\u0103sat mai mare, care le-a f\u0103r\u00e2mi\u021bat vie\u021bile pe r\u00e2nd, \u00eenc\u00e2t satul a ajuns pustiu \u0219i s-a f\u0103cut \u0219i el mai mic.<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\n\u00cen v\u00e2ntul prim\u0103v\u0103ratic<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Prim\u0103var\u0103. De nic\u0103ieri, copacii s-au umplut de frunze. Doamne, frumos mai miros florile de zarz\u0103r! Tragi aerul \u00een piept \u0219i miro\u0219i via\u021ba. Babele, ca albinele, b\u0103n\u0103n\u0103ie pe uli\u021be. Au \u00eenviat din amor\u021beala iernii.<br \/>\nO vecin\u0103 vinde un vi\u021bel. A dat de necaz. Au prins-o cu fir tras. C\u00e2nd au venit b\u0103ie\u021bii de la lumin\u0103, alta a dat-o \u00een g\u00e2t: \u201eNu e scump, mam\u0103, curentul? C\u0103 la vecina te ia de ochi c\u0103ldura de la calorifer\u201d. B\u0103ie\u021bii au c\u0103utat prin tot podul. I-au t\u0103iat curentul. \u00cenapoi la lamp\u0103, cum s-ar spune.<br \/>\nMi-a cerut mie s\u0103-l cump\u0103r, s\u0103 o ajut. F\u0103r\u0103 cap \u0219i piele. Nu m-am tocmit. C\u00e2nd l-au adus pe picioarele lui, mi-a venit r\u0103u. Ce ochi frumo\u0219i \u0219i blajini! L-au dus \u00een curtea cu p\u0103s\u0103ri. Tata a luat c\u00e2inele, cu tot cu lan\u021b, l-a dus l\u00e2ng\u0103 vie \u0219i l-a legat de un m\u0103r. L\u0103tra a bucurie. C\u00e2nd s-a \u00eentors, s-a dus la p\u0103tul, unde e \u0219i moara de p\u0103sat, \u0219i a ie\u0219it cu un baros. C\u00e2nd l-am \u00eentrebat ce face cu el, mi-a zis c\u0103 o s\u0103 loveasc\u0103 \u00een frunte vi\u021belul, s\u0103 nu simt\u0103 prea mult\u0103 durere c\u00e2nd \u00eel taie. M-am uitat pe fruntea vi\u021belului. Avea o stea alb\u0103. Drept acolo. L-am v\u0103zut pe tata cum aga\u021b\u0103 un belciug uria\u0219 de grinda joas\u0103 a \u0219opronului. Tr\u00e2ntiser\u0103 pe jos dou\u0103 u\u0219i vechi, drept mese. Ei erau trei-patru b\u0103rba\u021bi \u0219i vi\u021belul &#8211; singur. Blana lui neagr\u0103 a str\u0103lucit \u00een lumin\u0103 \u0219i apoi a \u00eenv\u0103luit-o umbra rece a \u0219opronului. Picioarele din fa\u021b\u0103 s-au dep\u0103rtat, s\u0103 fie puternic, s\u0103-i trag\u0103 \u00eenapoi, \u00een soare. Funia i se \u00eenfipsese \u00een carne. A reu\u0219it s\u0103-i aduc\u0103 \u00een lumin\u0103. Ei l-au tras, \u00eend\u00e2rji\u021bi. Se \u00eencruntaser\u0103. Un r\u0103zboi f\u0103r\u0103 cuvinte. N-am mai putut, am fugit. M-am ascuns \u00een camera dinspre drum. Mintea \u00eemi amor\u021bise. Nu m\u0103 mai g\u00e2ndeam la nimic. Atunci c\u00e2nd am auzit glasuri la u\u0219a din spate, am ie\u0219it. \u201eD\u0103-le un prosop oamenilor, s\u0103 se \u0219tearg\u0103\u201d, mi-a zis tata.<br \/>\nEl scosese ap\u0103 din f\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i le turna ap\u0103 din cana verde. M\u00e2inile lor erau albe, albe.<br \/>\nVecina z\u00e2mbea. A trecut pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine cu blana neagr\u0103, str\u00e2ns\u0103 ca o minge, legat\u0103 cu o s\u00e2rm\u0103 &#8211; \u00eentr-o m\u00e2n\u0103, \u0219i-n cealalt\u0103 &#8211; capul cu steaua alb\u0103. \u201eM\u0103 duc s-o dau la v\u00e2nt\u201d, a zis. \u0218i chiar b\u0103tea v\u00e2ntul prim\u0103v\u0103ratic \u0219i florile de zarz\u0103r miroseau a via\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nTimpul e doar o cortin\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Timpul e doar o cortin\u0103. Anul 1940. Var\u0103. \u00cen fa\u021ba unei case v\u0103ruite, o feti\u021b\u0103 de nou\u0103 ani, cu piciorul st\u00e2ng \u00een ghips. St\u0103 \u00een picioare, l\u00e2ng\u0103 dou\u0103 scaune goale. Albul pere\u021bilor casei s-a prelungit p\u00e2n\u0103 pe c\u00e2mpul c\u0103m\u0103\u0219ii. Trandafiri s\u00e2ngerii \u00eei \u00eenconjoar\u0103 umerii mici.<br \/>\nM\u00e2inile \u021bin c\u0103ma\u0219a ridicat\u0103 \u0219i o str\u00e2ng la spate, poate, a\u0219a i s-a cerut, ca s\u0103 se vad\u0103 suferin\u021ba, acceptarea. Ea pare o leb\u0103d\u0103 r\u0103nit\u0103. De sub breton, ochii tri\u0219ti privesc c\u0103tre aparatul fotografului venit \u00een b\u0103t\u0103tur\u0103. U\u0219a casei e str\u0103juit\u0103 de dou\u0103 ochiuri mici de geam, care au v\u0103zut totul: de pe prispa \u00eenalt\u0103 a pornit durerea, c\u00e2nd feti\u021ba avea un an \u0219i jum\u0103tate \u0219i a c\u0103zut din troac\u0103 pe pietrele risipite \u00een locul unde cade ploaia. Tat\u0103l ei se rugase \u00een genunchi \u00een fa\u021ba chirurgului, \u201eV\u00e2nd p\u0103m\u00e2ntul \u0219i caii, \u00ee\u021bi dau tot ce am, f\u0103-o bine!\u201d. \u201ePo\u021bi s\u0103-\u021bi vinzi \u0219i casa, cum a fost, nu o s\u0103 mai fie\u201d, i-a r\u0103spuns doctorul, \u00eenvins.<br \/>\nFeti\u021bei i-a r\u0103mas doar \u00eenchipuirea. Toat\u0103 via\u021ba s-a \u00eentrebat cum e s\u0103 alergi, cum e s\u0103 \u00eeno\u021bi, cum e s\u0103 mergi pe biciclet\u0103, cum? Nimeni nu a putut s\u0103-i r\u0103spund\u0103, nimeni.<br \/>\nO feti\u021b\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 copil\u0103rie \u0219i pietrele ploii. Toate s-au sp\u0103lat, s-au \u0219ters, dar ea va tr\u0103i \u00een inima mea pentru totdeauna: a fost mama.<br \/>\nTimpul e doar o cortin\u0103. C\u00e2nd mi-e dor, o urnesc doar cu lacrimile \u0219i multe lan\u021buri ruginite se rup \u00een mine \u0219i m\u0103 las\u0103 s\u0103 zbor f\u0103r\u0103 margini.<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nViorel DODAN<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/dodan-e1600628001653.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-2\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-10802 lazyload\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/dodan-274x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"274\" height=\"300\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 274px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 274\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-10802\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/dodan-274x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"274\" height=\"300\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Pastile antivirus<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc electricitatea \u0219i gazul:<br \/>\n&#8211; Bun\u0103, scumpete!<br \/>\n&#8211; Bun\u0103, scumpule!<br \/>\n&#8211; Ce mai faci? Tot alternativ, tot alternativ?&#8230; &#8211; Da, mersi de \u00eentrebare! Tu? Tot cu mercaptanu&#8217; \u0103la puturos tr\u0103ie\u0219ti?<br \/>\n&#8211; Eh, csf, n-ai csf! Puturos, puturos, da&#8217; face to\u021bi banii! Auzi, eu m\u0103 tot g\u00e2ndesc la o chestie!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Serios? N-a\u0219 fi zis c\u0103 tu po\u021bi s\u0103 \u0219i g\u00e2nde\u0219ti!&#8230; &#8211; Auzi? Nu fi nesim\u021bit, da?<br \/>\n&#8211; Bine, bine! Ia zi, la ce zici c\u0103 te-ai&#8230; ,,g\u00e2ndit&#8221;?<br \/>\n&#8211; Uite, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam c\u0103 noi doi suntem ni\u0219te prostituate!&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Ce?! Poate tu!&#8230; Nu \u021bi-ar fi ru\u0219ine..<br \/>\n&#8211; Ai r\u0103bdare, nu te scurtcircuita a\u0219a repede! P\u0103i nu suntem noi pl\u0103ti\u021bi s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 to\u021bi mendrele cu noi? Vrei, nu vrei, trebuie s\u0103 prestezi, c\u0103 omul pl\u0103te\u0219te! Eu m-am cam s\u0103turat de toate perversiunile \u0103stora! Pe mine m\u0103 scot din fundul p\u0103m\u00e2ntului unde m\u0103 ascund, m\u0103 bag\u0103 prin toate g\u0103urile, m\u0103 \u00eemping cu pompele, m\u0103 silesc s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eempreunez cu mercaptanu&#8217; \u0103sta, ca s\u0103 m\u0103 ard\u0103 fiecare cum vrea \u0219i pe unde vrea! \u0218i c\u00e2nd mai am \u0219i eu c\u00e2te o scurgere \u0219i fac explozie, dau vina tot pe mine c\u0103 le stric casele! M\u0103 scot ieftin \u0219i m\u0103 v\u00e2nd scump \u0219i tot nu se satur\u0103!&#8230; Tu ce-ai de zis?<br \/>\n&#8211; P\u0103i&#8230; eu nu m-am g\u00e2ndit la asta p\u00e2n\u0103 acum! Eu am zis c\u0103 e normal s\u0103 fiu alternativ, da&#8217; am auzit c\u0103 mai e unu&#8217; ciudat care e continuu&#8230; Ptiu! Ce-o mai fi \u0219i aia! Cic\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219te \u00eenchis \u00een ni\u0219te chestii&#8230; baterii se numesc!&#8230; Ce s\u0103 zic? Cu mine se poart\u0103 cu aten\u021bie! E adev\u0103rat c\u0103 m\u0103 bag\u0103 prin tot felul de fire, da&#8217; m\u0103car m\u0103 \u00eenvelesc s\u0103 nu-i electrocutez! Ei, mai e c\u00e2te unul care vrea s\u0103 m\u0103 simt\u0103 pe viu, da&#8217; le dau peste m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i a doua oar\u0103 nu mai \u00eencearc\u0103!&#8230; Aaaa! Dar cel mai mult \u00eemi place s\u0103 m\u0103 joc cu ni\u0219te roti\u021be de la aparatele alea dr\u0103gu\u021be! \u0218i le \u00eenv\u00e2rt&#8230; \u0219i le tot \u00eenv\u00e2rt p\u00e2n\u0103 v\u0103d c\u0103-\u0219i pun m\u00e2inile-n cap! A\u0219a m\u0103 distreaz\u0103 treaba asta! Adic\u0103, dac\u0103 tot ne prostitu\u0103m, cum zici tu, m\u0103car s\u0103 ne \u0219i amuz\u0103m! Auzi, da&#8217; tu nu te-ai g\u00e2ndit niciodat\u0103 s\u0103 ne combin\u0103m noi doi? \u00ce\u021bi dai seama ce-ar ie\u0219i?<br \/>\n&#8211; Nici s\u0103 nu te g\u00e2nde\u0219ti, perversule! Numai cu tine nu m\u0103 mai ardeam!<br \/>\n&#8211; Ei, hai c\u0103 n-o fi a\u0219a de r\u0103u! O s\u0103-\u021bi explodeze toate alea! Ei, ce zici? Te combini? Te scurtcircuitez \u0219i io odat\u0103? &#8211; Du-te, m\u0103 perversule \u0219i joac\u0103-te cu electronii t\u0103i \u0219i cu roti\u021bele alea c\u0103 io m\u0103 joc cu ale mele! Io am mercaptanu&#8217; meu \u0219i mi-e bine! Nu-mi trebuie altceva! Tu e\u0219ti alternativ: ba e\u0219ti pe faz\u0103, ba e\u0219ti&#8230; nul! Da&#8217; puturosu&#8217; \u0103sta e cu mine tot timpu&#8217;! Mam\u0103, \u0219i cum e!&#8230; &#8211; Ooo, da&#8217; ce spui tu de tine! Avem&#8230; aere! Suntem&#8230; gazo\u0219i! Am glumit, nici nu m\u0103 interesezi! Puturosule! S\u0103-\u021bi moar\u0103 mercaptanu&#8217; la intrare! S\u0103 v\u0103d io atunci cine te mai bag\u0103-n seam\u0103!<br \/>\n&#8211; Nici tu nu m\u0103 interesezi pe mine, perversule! T\u0103ia-\u021bi-ar s\u00e2rmele, s\u0103 te scurgi \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt degeaba, janghinosule! &#8211; Ptiu, ieftinule, care e\u0219ti!<br \/>\n&#8211; Lovi-te-ar facturile alea mari, umflatule!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>*<br \/>\nDom`le, \u00eencepusem s\u0103 intru \u00een oleac\u0103 d\u0103 panic\u0103 de c\u00e2nd cu virusu` \u0103sta! `Ai, bre! Nu C\u00ee\u021bu! S\u0103 fim serio\u0219i! De\u0219i, mai tare m\u0103 sperii de \u00eemprumuturile lui la dob\u00e2nzi negative d\u0103c\u00e2t de testele pozitive la coronavirus!&#8230; Bun\u0103oar\u0103, ziceam c\u0103 \u00eencepusem s\u0103 m\u0103 panifichez&#8230; panichez d\u00e2n cauza la aceast\u0103 isterie care este&#8230; \u0218i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam a\u0219a, c\u0103 chinejii a zis: &#8211; B\u0103, noi nu mai facem viru\u0219i, c\u0103 tot zice\u021bi c\u0103 e chinezesc, d\u0103 proast\u0103 calitate&#8230; Iote, le-am dat paten\u021bii&#8230; patentu` la italieni., s\u0103-l fac\u0103 el acilea \u00een Europa! Na, juca\u021bi-o p-asta!&#8230;<br \/>\nCarevas\u0103zic\u0103, \u0102l de Sus nu ne-a iertat \u0219i dup\u0103 ce s-a tot \u00eenv\u00e2rtit virusu` \u0103la, s-a lipit \u0219i de-un rom\u00e2n neao\u0219, daco-roman get beget! Get-beget, da` rud\u0103 d\u0103 s\u00e2nge cu Traian care era nepot cu Remus, fratili lu` Romulus, adic\u0103telea neamuri cu Zamolxe al nostru, cum ar veni! \u0218i-atunci\u0219a, d\u0103 ce s\u0103 ne sup\u0103r\u0103m c\u0103 fra\u021bii no\u0219tri d\u0103 geant\u0103&#8230; gint\u0103 latrin\u0103&#8230; pardon! latin\u0103, \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219e\u0219te ei cu noi nevoile \u0219i necazurile, mai \u00een special viru\u0219ii? C\u0103 a zis ei:<br \/>\n&#8211; Fra\u021bilor! \u00cen aceste momente solemne, c\u00e2nd emo\u021biunea \u0219i panica m\u0103 \u00eeneac\u0103, ne g\u00e2ndim la \u021b\u0103ri\u0219oara voastr\u0103, de unde a fugit toat\u0103 durerea \u0219i \u00eentristarea \u0219i a venit la noi s\u0103 aiv\u0103 grij\u0103 d\u0103 str\u0103mo\u0219ii no\u0219tri \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een vea\u021b\u0103!&#8230; A\u0219a c\u0103, na-v\u0103 \u0219i vou\u0103 d\u00e2n preaplinu` nostru d\u0103 coroan\u0103&#8230; corona! Cum ar zice romanu` d\u0103 la Colloseum, s\u0103 d\u0103m Cezarului ce-i al Cezarului&#8230; Acuma, una hirundo non facit vera, a\u0219a c\u0103 nici cu un virus nu s\u0103 face apocalips\u0103! Io nu vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 formolizez&#8230; ptiu! formalizez, da` cum st\u0103team io a\u0219a ca omu` vitruvian \u0219i m\u0103 fr\u0103m\u00e2ntam d\u0103 grijile euroiului d\u0103 m\u00e2ine \u0219i d\u0103 roboare \u0219i dob\u00e2nzi, o persoan\u0103 important\u0103 (nu v\u0103 spui cine ca s\u0103 v\u0103 optic&#8230; oftic oleac\u0103!), la fel d\u0103 surprins\u0103 d\u0103 ce-a putut s\u0103-i auz\u0103 urechili domniei sale, mi-a transmis un mesaj care mi-a alungat toat\u0103 depresia care-mi d\u0103dea roat\u0103 ca vulturii la le\u0219uri&#8230; I-am mul\u021bumit corespunz\u0103tor p\u0103ntru gestul d\u0103 mare calitate car nici nu \u0219tie ce mare ghini mi-a f\u0103cut!&#8230; \u0218i v\u0103 spui curat c\u0103 m-am minunat \u0219i m-am bucurat \u0219i-apoi am str\u0103nutat! C\u0103ci, v\u0103zui cum din v\u00e2na creativit\u0103\u021bii noastre tradi\u021bionale a \u021b\u00e2\u0219nit spre ochii \u0219i spre urechili noastre un c\u00e2ntec a\u0219a cum spun propriile versuri: ,,c\u0103 dup\u0103 multe criterii \/ sunte\u021bi doar ni\u0219te mizerii!\u201d&#8230; \u00cemi dau seama c\u0103 \u00eei fac oleac\u0103 d\u0103 pudicitate&#8230; publicitate dac\u0103-i spui numili lu` inspiratu` \u0103sta care face c\u00e2ntece cu viru\u0219i&#8230; Da` nu puteam s\u0103 stau a\u0219a imposibil&#8230; impasibil, impenetrabil \u0219i imun la asemenea virus muzical&#8230; Io nu blestem p\u0103 niminea, da` numa` zic c\u0103 s\u0103-i fereasc\u0103 Faraonu` d\u0103 la Madrid \u0219i Centauru` d\u0103 la Craiova, s\u0103 nu str\u0103nute vo feti\u021b\u0103 de-aia care-\u0219i mi\u0219c\u0103 anatomiili p\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 ei! C\u0103 nu \u0219tii p\u0103 undi \u0219i-a mai mi\u0219cat-o ele p\u00e2n-acuma! Nu de alta, da` a\u0219 vrea ca omu` s\u0103 mai aiv\u0103 \u0219i a doua \u0219ans\u0103 s\u0103 mai fac\u0103 asemenea opere d\u0103 arte p\u0103 sistem \u0219i p\u0103 balans! \u0218i ca s\u0103 m\u0103 mai scoa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i al`dat\u0103 d\u00e2n depresiunea anticiclonic\u0103 \u00een care m\u0103 b\u0103gar\u0103 toati \u0219tirili astea pr\u0103p\u0103stioase&#8230; Acuma, io a\u0219tept s\u0103 v\u0103z dac\u0103 se d\u0103 la \u0219tiri unde e coad\u0103 la provizii de fasole cu c\u00e2rna\u021bi la noi \u00een ora\u0219, ca s\u0103 \u0219tiu dac\u0103 merit\u0103 s\u0103-mi iau masca sau nu! De\u0219i, ca s\u0103 hiu indecent d\u0103 sincer, io crez c\u0103 virusu` \u0103la, c\u00e2t e el d\u0103 \u00eencoronat, n-are coraj s\u0103 vie \u00een cartier la noi, c\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ne f\u0103r\u0103&#8230; coroan\u0103! \u0218i cui i-ar mai hi fric\u0103 d\u0103 un virus f\u0103r\u0103 coroan\u0103?<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nAdrian BOTEZ<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>DESC\u00c2NTEC<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>lin pelin<br \/>\nnetrebnic chin<br \/>\ntrece gardul la vecini<br \/>\nnu tot mie s\u0103-mi dai spini<\/p>\n<p>c\u0103ci \u00ees mul\u0163i de se cer sfin\u0163i<br \/>\nio-s b\u0103tr\u00e2n de cei cumin\u0163i<br \/>\nvreau at\u00e2t: \u00eentre petale<br \/>\nfloare gazd\u0103 s-aflu-n cale<\/p>\n<p>\u015fi-oi sta-n floare \u00eenflorit<br \/>\nde nimeni \u00eenghesuit<br \/>\nfloarea fie-mi rug\u0103ciune<br \/>\nnu s-aprind\u0103 niciun nume<\/p>\n<p>t\u0103inuind doar cu Hristos<br \/>\naflu-mi suflet mai frumos<br \/>\nt\u0103inuind cu Maica noastr\u0103<br \/>\ns\u0103 deschid \u00een cer fereastr\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nDORIN\u0162A<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>c\u00e2nt\u0103 firea dup\u0103 fire \u2013 v\u00e2nt sp\u00e2natic m\u0103 de\u015fteapt\u0103<br \/>\ncioara-a dovedit hulubii \u2013 c\u00e2nd e zgomot \u015fi nu-i fapt\u0103<br \/>\ne o lume c\u00e2r\u00e2it\u0103 \u2013 numai la gard e vopsit\u0103<br \/>\ntrec amiezi \u2013 se \u00eensereaz\u0103 \u2013 Mom\u00e2ia singur\u0103-i treaz\u0103<\/p>\n<p>nu lucra \u015fi nu te-aprinde \u2013 \u00een ograda cea pustie<br \/>\npoposesc c\u0103l\u0103i \u015fi curve \u2013 n-are Hristos loc s\u0103 vie:<br \/>\nde-ar veni \u2013 sunt pietre multe \u2013 furci \u015fi cruci greu n\u0103cl\u0103ite<br \/>\nn-are Crist dec\u00e2t s-aleag\u0103 \u2013 cum s\u0103 moar\u0103-n nop\u0163i vorbite<\/p>\n<p>de-nviat \u2013 sunt doar hambare \u2013 \u015fi-n mun\u0163i \u2013 pe\u015fteri de minune<br \/>\na\u015f voi \u2013 P\u0103rinte Ve\u015fnic \u2013 s\u0103 azv\u00e2rli \u00een foc cunune<br \/>\n\u015fi s\u0103-mi chemi voivozi ciobanii \u2013 s\u0103 se-narme-n rug\u0103ciune<\/p>\n<p>ca s\u0103 \u015ftergi din evanghelii G\u00f2lgota de stric\u0103ciune\u2026<br \/>\n\u2026 neam cu neam s\u0103 pui pecete \u2013 \u015fi s\u0103 vifore prin crime<br \/>\najung\u00e2nd Dun\u0103rea noastr\u0103: <strong>Muntele Supremei Rime<\/strong>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Virgil ANDRONESCU Lep\u0103darea de sine \u00ee\u021bi jur c\u0103 nu m\u0103 voi \u00eendr\u0103gosti de tine, c\u0103 nu te voi iubi niciodat\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":10070,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,328],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10799"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10799"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10799\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10803,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10799\/revisions\/10803"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10070"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}