{"id":10545,"date":"2020-09-09T22:20:30","date_gmt":"2020-09-09T19:20:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=10545"},"modified":"2020-09-09T22:20:30","modified_gmt":"2020-09-09T19:20:30","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-taierea-mieilor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=10545","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – T\u0103ierea… mieilor"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Mai e un pic de tot, mai e ni\u021bel,
\n\u0218i-o s\u0103-l t\u0103iem pe bietul miel!
\nEl, care se jertfe\u0219te an de an,
\nPentru al nostru lacom burdihan…<\/p>\n

Iar gestul \u0103sta, pa\u0219nic… cre\u0219tinesc,
\nPrin care mieii, bie\u021bii, se jertfesc,
\nE aprobat de sus, de foarte… Sus,
\nC\u0103 mieii n-au avut nimic de spus…<\/p>\n

\u0218i ce-ar putea, micu\u021ba… fiar\u0103,
\nS\u0103 spuie, dac\u0103 ea doar zbiar\u0103?
\nE doar \u00eenc\u0103 un animal nefericit
\nCu via\u021ba pe o… lam\u0103 de cu\u021bit!<\/p>\n

Fiindc\u0103 tradi\u021bia cre\u0219tin\u0103 o cere
\nS\u0103 moar\u0103 mieii pentru \u00cenviere,
\nIar pentru cei care-au postit,
\nAsceza se termin\u0103, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it!<\/p>\n

\u00cencepe c\u0103utarea mieilor cu s\u00e2rg,
\n\u0218i transhuman\u021ba se termin\u0103-n… t\u00e2rg,
\nCiobanul mioritic s-a reprofilat,
\n\u00ce\u0219i pl\u00e2nge oful la… casa de marcat!<\/p>\n

\u0218i tot a\u0219a precum odat\u0103-n Miori\u021ba,
\nDepinde de ce-i… beh\u0103ie oi\u021ba,
\nCare a dus \u00een spate transhuman\u021ba
\nEchilibr\u00e2nd acum financiar, balan\u021ba…<\/p>\n

C\u0103ci ritualul \u0103sta unic, milenar
\nDepinde-acum de… cursul valutar
\nDar baciul cel vr\u00e2ncean \u0219i ungurean,
\nTot vor s\u0103-l omoare pe cel moldovean!<\/p>\n

Fiindc\u0103 le face mare concuren\u021b\u0103
\n\u0218i \u00eentre mieii lor se vede diferen\u021b\u0103
\nC\u0103 sunt mai ieftini \u0219i le stric\u0103 pia\u021ba,
\nIar pentru asta, vor s\u0103 \u00eei ia via\u021ba!<\/p>\n

Tot inventeaz\u0103 motive \u0219i tertipuri,
\n\u0218i pe ascuns \u00ee\u0219i dau mesaje, bip-uri,
\nO-ntreag\u0103 strategie pun la cale
\nS\u0103 \u00eei dea ortomanului la gioale…<\/p>\n

Vor s\u0103 profite c\u0103 \u0103la e alcoolic
\n(De fapt, c\u00e2nd bea, devine diabolic)…
\n\u0218i el c\u00e2nd bea mai are-un obicei,
\nFumeaz\u0103 ,,iarb\u0103\u201d, merge la femei…<\/p>\n

Bea numai whisky \u00eendoit cu ghea\u021b\u0103,
\n\u0218i g\u00e2ndurile-i sunt mereu \u00een cea\u021b\u0103…
\nDe-aia cei doi rivali s-au tot g\u00e2ndit
\nC\u0103 \u0103la e momentul cel mai potrivit…<\/p>\n

O zi \u0219i-o noapte-au studiat problema,
\nIar etic \u0219i moral au rezolvat dilema,
\nA\u0219a c\u0103, la final, ciobanii au decis,
\nC\u0103 ortomanul cu pricina merit\u0103 ucis…<\/p>\n

Nici moldoveanul nu era chiar fraier,
\nSim\u021bea c\u0103 se apropie ceva, \u00een aer
\n\u0218i-a luat ceva m\u0103suri de prevedere:
\n\u0218i-a instruit b\u00e2rsana, c\u00e2nd \u0219i cum s\u0103 zbiere…<\/p>\n

Finalul nu vi-l spun, fiindc\u0103 nu are rost
\nC\u0103 e p\u0103cat \u0219i c\u0103 suntem \u00een Post!
\n\u0218i-apoi, nici n-am g\u00e2ndit p\u00e2n’ la final
\nC\u0103 nu i-am hot\u0103r\u00e2t sf\u00e2r\u0219itul ideal…<\/p>\n

Am zis c\u0103 e p\u0103cat, \u00een post, o crim\u0103,
\nDe\u0219i, la c\u00e2te-s pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt, asta-i infim\u0103,
\nDe-aia am l\u0103sat-o \u00een coad\u0103 de pe\u0219te,
\nG\u00e2ndeasc\u0103 fiecare finalul pe care \u0219i-l dore\u0219te<\/p>\n

Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 e tot a\u0219a de fatalist,
\n\u00cen care moldoveanul o sf\u00e2r\u0219e\u0219te trist,
\nSau s\u0103-l mai schimb, ca s\u0103 se potriveasc\u0103
\n\u0218i-n vremea de acuma, ciobanul s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103…<\/p>\n

De\u0219i povestea e veche, de demult,
\nPrezentul pare c\u0103 nu-i schimbat prea mult..
\nC\u0103ci \u0219i acum invidia-ntre noi e mare,
\n\u00cenc\u00e2t doi oameni pot chiar s\u0103 se omoare!<\/p>\n

Ehei, dar iat\u0103 cum bl\u00e2ndul \u0219i ginga\u0219ul miel,
\nPoate ascunde o poveste-ntreag\u0103-n el.
\n\u0218i mai urmeaz\u0103 alta ce se na\u0219te,
\nPovestea Iepura\u0219ului de Pa\u0219te…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

T\u0103ierea… mieilor Mai e un pic de tot, mai e ni\u021bel, \u0218i-o s\u0103-l t\u0103iem pe bietul miel! El, care se<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10545"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10545"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10545\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10546,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10545\/revisions\/10546"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}