{"id":10447,"date":"2020-09-03T23:14:09","date_gmt":"2020-09-03T20:14:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=10447"},"modified":"2020-09-03T23:50:15","modified_gmt":"2020-09-03T20:50:15","slug":"brigada-diverse-umil-cioban","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=10447","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (U)mil cio(b)an"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>4 august 2020<\/strong><br \/>\n        O, ar fi extraordinar! Le-ar mai veni dasc\u0103lilor cheful s\u0103-\u0219i aplece m\u00e2inile, vocile \u0219i duhul sf\u00e2nt c\u0103tre ceata \u00eempu\u021binat\u0103 de netalenta\u021bi.<br \/>\n        Pe de alt\u0103 parte nemul\u021bumirile se \u00eente\u021besc, c\u0103ci de la domnul \u0219i \u00eenclina\u021biile c\u0103tre meserie, adic\u0103telea religie da, educa\u021bie tehnologic\u0103 ba. Fiind lesnicioas\u0103 mersului pe Marte. C\u0103 al\u021bii, nu noi. Nu fuser\u0103m (ei) dec\u00e2t o or\u0103-dou\u0103 pe Lun\u0103 acum 51 de ani \u0219i ,,simanpreten\u021bia\u201d (Geamba\u0219u c\u0103p\u0103tase ticul verbal, ca s\u0103 scape, practic, de ,,micile\u201d prostioare contractuale \u0219i s\u0103-i aduc\u0103 altuia o vin\u0103) s\u0103 trimitem izmenele c\u0103l\u0103toare pe p\u0103m\u00e2ntul ro\u0219u.<br \/>\n         Fiecare \u00een\u021beleg\u00e2nd obligativitatea \u0219i relaxarea anumitor cuno\u0219tin\u021be \u0219colare altfel. Dar voi reciti articolul s\u0103 v\u0103d unde s-a rupt ra\u021bionamentul, determin\u00e2nd comentatorii s\u0103 se contreze. Unul c\u0103 se noteaz\u0103 \u00een catalog religia, altul c\u0103 se scot ,,dracii\u201d din elevi la clas\u0103.<br \/>\n       Bine c\u0103 articolul creator de beligeran\u021b\u0103 are ,,ar\u201d-ul poten\u021bat.<br \/>\n         \u0218i s\u0103 r\u00e2zi &#8211; \u0219i s\u0103 fi f\u0103cut figura\u021bie afro-american\u0103 inutil\u0103 -, \u0219i s\u0103 stai alb-bosumflat la aceea\u0219i mas\u0103 preziden\u021bial\u0103, nu schimb\u0103 deloc datele problemelor mondiale. Asta cu s\u0103rac \u0219i curat st\u0103-n c\u0103limara-sap\u0103 arghezian\u0103. Poetul boier, poezia \u021b\u0103ranc\u0103.<br \/>\n         Cine a privit chinezii, a reflectat cel pu\u021bin o dat\u0103 c\u0103 seam\u0103n\u0103 extraordinar. Doar p\u0103rul alb \u0219i cutele b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021bii mai pot diferen\u021bia galbena ras\u0103. Iar din poza \u00een care o mas\u0103 din popula\u021bia respectiv\u0103 a pus m\u00e2na pe bere \u0219i s-a a\u0219ternut ca la nun\u021bile vechi rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti de la sat s\u0103 petreac\u0103 recent se v\u0103d numai tinerei. Ei \u0219i incon\u0219tien\u021ba lor. C\u00e2nd va s\u0103 vin\u0103 frigul&#8230;.<br \/>\n          Unii totu\u0219i distan\u021bi. Mai r\u00e2g\u00e2ie, mai cu flatulen\u021be, mai nehot\u0103r\u00e2\u021bi.<br \/>\n          Glum\u0103 s\u0103 fie, dar s\u0103 nu se pun\u0103-n gura berlinezilor iubiri idolatrice de rom\u00e2nce \u0219i alinieri dup\u0103 cine \u0219tie ce personaj umoristic. Sau poate-or avea dreptate, cine se mai poate l\u0103uda \u00een Germania c\u0103 e neam\u021b sut\u0103-n mie \u0219i are cel pu\u021bin dou\u0103 evuri vechime?<br \/>\n          V\u0103 propun, care mai ave\u021bi influen\u021be pe ici sau colo, s\u0103 face\u021bi demersurile necesare retrograd\u0103rii lucr\u0103rilor de doctorat. Ca s\u0103 nu se mai lege toat\u0103 lumea de posesorii lor. S\u0103 revenim acolo unde lucrarea de licen\u021b\u0103 era ce este ast\u0103zi cea de masterat \u0219i cea masteral\u0103 de doctor. Am fi mai sinceri cu noi \u00een\u0219ine \u0219i decanii&#8230; n-ar mai fi ru\u0219ina\u021bi \u00een pia\u021ba public\u0103 de orice \u021ba\u021b\u0103.<br \/>\n         7 din 8, ca s\u0103 se-mplineasc\u0103 1 din 8-ul cercet\u0103rilor efectelor asupra auzului la cei infecta\u021bi cu Covid, sunt afoni \u0219i deloc dispu\u0219i s\u0103-\u0219i omoare creierul cu ra\u021bionamentele muzicale. Prin urmare, contractan\u021bii sunt \u0103i cu ureche. Dovad\u0103 &#8211; Marcelino Pavelic\u0103.<br \/>\n         Salut revenirea lui B\u0103sescu. Aista c\u00e2nd vrea, poate! ,,Un mo\u0219neag at\u00e2t de&#8230;\u201d sumbru, ,,&#8230; dup\u0103 vorb\u0103, dup\u0103 port&#8230;&#8221; Pauz\u0103. S\u0103 se lupte cu Goliat, nu cu liliputanii (scuza\u021bi g\u00e2ndul) usr-i\u0219ti. Dar&#8230; at\u00e2t mai poate.<br \/>\n         Str\u0103inucii s\u0103 se mai \u0219i culce. Ne-om vedea de testele noastre negativo-pozitive dup\u0103 puteri \u0219i pricepere.<br \/>\n         Nu pentru microbu\u021bul \u0103sta se preg\u0103tesc spitalele toate, ci pentru al\u021bii. Cele din urm\u0103 boli, pe de-a-ntregul, sunt istorie. Iar copiii gripa\u021bi un moft. B\u0103tr\u00e2nii ies din calcul, mor oricum.<br \/>\n,,Partea bun\u0103 a lunii\u201d, pe planeta Neptun-Rom\u00e2nia: pu\u021bin\u0103 lume, tem\u0103toare. \u0218i din cei ne&#8230;.<br \/>\n         Politicianism, de top, drag\u0103 confrate. (Chitari\u0219tii de pe tot mapamondul se \u021bin de familia celor \u0219ase-opt corzi.) De-ai fi r\u0103mas \u00eentre noi, ne-ai fi acuzat de muzicianism spun\u00e2ndu-\u021bi s\u0103-\u021bi iei balalaica \u0219i s\u0103 te retragi pentru concerte \u00een od\u0103ile personale. A\u0219a, te-ai pus pe capul altora, declar\u00e2nd nule orice cenzur\u0103 \u0219i posibila mazilire. M\u0103car l\u0103pu\u0219neanul motto de l-ai fi re\u021binut, azi te-ar fi str\u0103puns \u00een jurul g\u00e2tului un junghi.<br \/>\n        Doi p\u0103rin\u021bi cu telefoane, copilul sup\u0103rat. Rezolvare: cump\u0103ra\u021bi-i \u0219i lui. Tabloul ar ad\u0103uga pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 epitetul ,,frumoas\u0103\u201d atributul ,,preocupat\u0103&#8221;. A\u0219adar, o familie fericit\u0103!<br \/>\n        Ultimul num\u0103r din Spa\u021bii culturale, 71, relev\u0103 o predic\u021bie cioranian\u0103 despre care se \u0219tia. Mongoloizii se vor \u00eentrona peste rasa uman\u0103 \u0219i o vor compune caricatural. Deh, cutremurul \u0219i dezastrul Terrei trebuia s\u0103 porneasc\u0103 de undeva. De la ,,drojdie\u201d. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>4 august 2020 O, ar fi extraordinar! Le-ar mai veni dasc\u0103lilor cheful s\u0103-\u0219i aplece m\u00e2inile, vocile \u0219i duhul sf\u00e2nt c\u0103tre<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10447"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10447"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10447\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10462,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10447\/revisions\/10462"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}