{"id":10376,"date":"2020-08-31T00:00:37","date_gmt":"2020-08-30T21:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=10376"},"modified":"2020-08-31T00:00:37","modified_gmt":"2020-08-30T21:00:37","slug":"brigada-diverse-nesorocitule","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=10376","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Ne(s)orocitule!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>2, 6 august 2020<\/strong><br \/>\n       Ave-\u021bi, scriitorule!<br \/>\n       E jale cu gramatica. Se poart\u0103 formele rare. ,,\u2019Ai, b\u0103!\u201d, ,,\u2019Ai be, \u0219au!\u201d, ,,Noroc s\u0103 ai! V\u0103 pup!\u201d, ,,Ai ve\u2019 nit?\u201d<br \/>\n       De gre\u0219eli ne facem vinova\u021bi to\u021bi. O grab\u0103 ce ne ,,stimuleaz\u0103\u201d. \u00cen favoarea multi comunic\u0103rii.<br \/>\n       M\u0103 tot roade \u0219tiin\u021ba formelor substantivelor, g\u0103sirea genului, deloc u\u0219oar\u0103 &#8211; uite, cineva a \u00eencercat s\u0103 fac\u0103 din computer, fran\u021buze\u0219te, o persoan\u0103, s\u0103-i identifice sexul, segreg\u00e2nd o clas\u0103 de \u0219colari &#8211; \u0219i a termina\u021biei la multiplicare. \u00cen fapt ce este rucsacul? O particularizare a mult uzatului produs cu fund \u0219i gur\u0103 pentru diferite depozit\u0103ri agricole \u00een mare parte. \u0218i dac\u0103 masculinul nu-\u0219i leap\u0103d\u0103 deloc originea la plural &#8211; saci -, nici aplica\u021bia de luat \u00een spate n-ar trebui s\u0103 se neutralizeze c\u00e2nd vorbim de mai mul\u021bi. O regul\u0103 impus\u0103 de altfel \u00een cele mai frecvente cazuri. De aceea cer o explica\u021bie, pertinent\u0103, la rucsacuri.<br \/>\n        23. Cred c\u0103 \u00een legea permisivit\u0103\u021bii aerelor nocturne e cu o or\u0103 dep\u0103\u0219it\u0103. Fiindc\u0103 teras\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 muzic\u0103, b\u0103utur\u0103 \u0219i scandal se nume\u0219te priveghi. Dar mi-amintesc bine c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een urm\u0103 cu o lun\u0103 \u0219i&#8230; nu m\u00e2r\u00e2ia nimeni c\u0103 aveau lac\u0103tele c\u00e2t plosca pe intrare.<br \/>\n       N-ar trebui&#8230;. \u00cens\u0103 tinerii se infecteaz\u0103 oricum. Cultura ac\u021biunilor lor sociale are limite: \u0219coal\u0103, ie\u0219iri pe lun\u0103 plin\u0103 sau p\u0103trar \u0219i&#8230; at\u00e2t. Despre crezuri contrare eviden\u021bei&#8230;. A\u0219a li-i felul, a\u0219a li-i v\u00e2rsta.<br \/>\n       \u00centre un t\u0103ietor de salarii \u0219i un prost nu ai ce alege. Iar privitor la securism&#8230;. S\u0103 b\u0103g\u0103m de seam\u0103 pe cine ar\u0103t\u0103m cu degetul.<br \/>\n       Nea doctor&#8230; consider\u0103 mor\u021bii. L-a\u0219 trece la num\u0103rat strugurii-n vie. Poate-i intr\u0103 cuv\u00e2ntul \u00een bil\u0103 (de cerebel luat\u0103) \u0219i trece la singura ra\u021biune omeneasc\u0103.<br \/>\n       Satele rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti pot s\u0103-\u0219i poleiasc\u0103 gospod\u0103riile cu aur. Din fundul cur\u021bilor tot a baleg\u0103 miroase la anumite ore. Vacile tot pe la 7 se-ntoarn\u0103 \u00een ogr\u0103zi. \u0218i \u0219oferii tot c\u0103ru\u021ba\u0219i r\u0103m\u00e2n&#8230;. S\u0103 fi v\u0103zut ce m\u00e2ndru-\u0219i culcase car-ul oblic pe \u0219osea, s\u0103-l fi v\u0103zut cum \u00ee\u0219i l\u0103sase odrasla de cinci ani \u021binut\u0103 \u00een bra\u021be s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 hamurile. C\u0103ci de-aia lui Moromete \u00eei furar\u0103 fiii caii.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\n        \u0218i lui \u0218tonga volanul!<br \/>\n        Basme fotbalice\u0219ti. De la Hagi-ncoace se tot spun. Cu picioare de aur, cu inimi sf\u0103r\u00e2mate, cu campionate&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Vr\u0103jma\u0219ul cip. R\u0103s\u0103ri chiar \u00een Singapore. Ce \u021bi-e \u0219i cu predic\u021biile fac\u021biunilor clericale.<br \/>\n        Abia reu\u0219esc s\u0103 mai citesc cincizeci de pagini \u00eentregi. Cum se vor descurca chinezii cu treizeci de rafturi pe vertical\u0103, cam de statul a 11 echilibri\u0219ti \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 doboare recordul mondial, capabile s\u0103-ncastreze 1,2 milioane de tomuri&#8230;. Grija cea mai mare o port vizitatorilor. Li s-o face protec\u021bia muncii?<br \/>\n        Nu ochilor, restului de corp, destabilizat \u00een echilibru de at\u00e2ta lectur\u0103.<br \/>\n        Berca a fost comun\u0103 rural\u0103. Comparativ&#8230; e drum lung.<br \/>\n        La nivelul unului la unu al s\u0103lilor de dans e-o discrepan\u021b\u0103&#8230;. Mai ales pe-o ne-apropiere ca asta.<br \/>\n        Prefer omului \u0219i c\u00e2inelui pisica. Primii mu\u0219c\u0103.<br \/>\n        P\u00e2n\u0103 la achizi\u021bia m\u0103\u0219tilor bananiere, s\u0103 ne mul\u021bumim cu cojile fructelor.<br \/>\n        Salariile \u2018telectualilor&#8230;. La scara propus\u0103 1\/2 din al \u0219coli\u021bilor profesional. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2, 6 august 2020 Ave-\u021bi, scriitorule! E jale cu gramatica. Se poart\u0103 formele rare. ,,\u2019Ai, b\u0103!\u201d, ,,\u2019Ai be, \u0219au!\u201d, ,,Noroc<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10376"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10376"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10376\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10377,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10376\/revisions\/10377"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}