{"id":10279,"date":"2020-08-25T20:30:51","date_gmt":"2020-08-25T17:30:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=10279"},"modified":"2020-08-25T20:30:51","modified_gmt":"2020-08-25T17:30:51","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-apunta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=10279","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Apunt\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-e1592973478277.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-e1592973478277-258x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"258\" height=\"300\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-e1592973478277-258x300.jpeg 258w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-e1592973478277.jpeg 425w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 258px) 100vw, 258px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 258px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 258\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-e1592973478277-258x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"258\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-e1592973478277-258x300.jpeg 258w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-e1592973478277.jpeg 425w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 258px) 100vw, 258px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n,,<strong>Ap\u0103s\u0103m<\/strong> cu picioarele p\u00e2n\u0103 se taseaz\u0103 bine rumegu\u0219ul, ducem cazanul la sob\u0103, introducem bulimacul, de\u0219ert\u0103m, \u00eel scoatem, punem capacul&#8230;\u201d<br \/>\nCa fiecare opera\u021biune de lucru. Neremunerat\u0103, desigur, dar necesar\u0103 pentru o zi care \u00eencepea \u00een frig <strong>arctic<\/strong> \u0219i se \u00eencheia la ora 16 pe o c\u0103ldur\u0103 relativ\u0103 a ambientului. Cel mai bine resim\u021bite la \u00eembr\u0103carea \u0219i dezbr\u0103carea salopetelor. Chilot, izman\u0103, ludovici degerau \u00een maxim zece secunde.<br \/>\nLa 7:30 focul o lua din loc bini\u0219or, to\u021bi f\u0103c\u00e2nd cu r\u00e2ndul la ,,pupat moa\u0219tele-i\u201d cu ambele m\u00e2ini, apoi \u00ee\u0219i reluau treaba. Evident, fusesem ultimul angajat din echip\u0103, \u00eemplinit\u0103 nesperat cu doi mai v\u00e2rstnici (dac\u0103 27 \u0219i 31 de ani cadreaz\u0103 atributul) \u0219i patru pu\u0219tani. Cu roluri diferite. Noi, ,,<strong>apteri<\/strong>\u201d, pu\u0219i la munc\u0103 por\u021bionat, ceilal\u021bi pe post de instructori, explic\u00e2nd&#8230;. Aici Mihai Albin\u0103 fusese delegat s\u0103 ne \u021bin\u0103 ,,lec\u021bii\u201d, ba despre cum se taie cu bomfaierul, ba cum se cur\u0103\u021b\u0103 de rugin\u0103 \u021bevile&#8230;. P\u00e2n\u0103-l luau transpira\u021biile. Motiv s\u0103 st\u00e2rneasc\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u0219i c\u00e2nd r\u00e2sul ,,bunicilor\u201d din atelier. Sau \u00eenjur\u0103turile lui Tobi. \u0218i \u00eenc\u0103 o apostrofare muncitoreasc\u0103 a lui nea Avram: ,,<strong>Arde\u021bi<\/strong> gazul de poman\u0103!\u201d St\u00e2rnea hohote nu neap\u0103rat chinul, e\u0219ecul, ci mai ales modul cum se <strong>arcuia<\/strong>, cum ducea m\u00e2na dreapt\u0103 de cot \u00een sus, cum se ridica pe v\u00e2rfurile pantofilor \u0219i ce grimas\u0103 se pironea pe fa\u021b\u0103.<br \/>\nOchelarii lui Mihai A., tactul, expresivitatea expunerilor orale \u0219i apucarea sculelor te-ar fi \u00eendrept\u0103\u021bit la titlul de intelectual, \u00eens\u0103 de la mijloc \u00een jos devenea caricatural, conforma\u021bia fiziologic\u0103 &#8211; nicidecum dezechilibrat\u0103, \u00eenc\u0103 practica fotbalul, dar cumva devenit\u0103 suport nepotrivit costumului salopet\u0103; de pus la socoteal\u0103 codrul de p\u0103r de pe abdomen, pectorali \u0219i spate, mai ales de pe el -, mersul \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103l\u021b\u0103mintea puse la un loc \u00eenchipuiau pentru orice privitor un Charlot, f\u0103r\u0103 toat\u0103 caricatura ce avea per ansamblu reflexii de lene, neputin\u021b\u0103 \u0219i ne\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103. O nep\u0103sare studiat\u0103.<br \/>\nVenirea mea \u00eel scosese din permanenta tagm\u0103 de ,,<strong>arga\u021bi<\/strong>\u201d, existent\u0103 oriunde \u00een rela\u021biile de munc\u0103 &#8211; concludente exemplele din <strong>armata<\/strong> mea, abia depus\u0103 \u00een <strong>arhiv\u0103<\/strong> -, crease din el, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it, un mic mentor, d\u00e2nd nu numai instruc\u021biuni de munc\u0103, ci \u0219i sfaturi casnice. Ce pl\u0103cut este s\u0103 adormi eminescian pe s\u00e2nul iubitei \u0219i cum s\u0103 ai un trai des\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219it pe baza c\u00e2torva trucuri de budoar. \u0218i noi, da\u021bi lui \u00een subordine, c\u00e2nd doi, c\u00e2nd trei, mezinii <strong>armiei<\/strong> metrologilor intercooperati\u0219ti, n-aveam dec\u00e2t s\u0103 ascult\u0103m \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m. Prostii de-a binelea. Nici noi pricepu\u021bi, nici el mai departe de piciorul broa\u0219tei cu \u00eendem\u00e2narea.<br \/>\nEu, Romic\u0103 \u0219i D\u0103nu\u021b Secu repartiza\u021bi lui. Dan Popescu fiind arondat <strong>aripii<\/strong> protectoare a lui Mateia\u0219. \u00cen primele dou\u0103 luni asta ne-a fost soarta. La modelatoarele de p\u0103m\u00e2nt de r\u0103sad \u0219i la \u0219lefuit cu\u021bite de c\u00e2ntare. Paralelipipede ascu\u021bite la un cap\u0103t, precum dalta, \u0219i decupate tot \u00een aceea\u0219i form\u0103 triunghiular\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>,,Ap\u0103s\u0103m cu picioarele p\u00e2n\u0103 se taseaz\u0103 bine rumegu\u0219ul, ducem cazanul la sob\u0103, introducem bulimacul, de\u0219ert\u0103m, \u00eel scoatem, punem capacul&#8230;\u201d Ca<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10279"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10279"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10279\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10280,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10279\/revisions\/10280"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}